Luthien the Bold

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

someone brought a cake analysis robot to feed the cake into to determine the exact ingredients and supposedly it can spit out the exact same cake. and if you're like dude. what. then they're like well if it bothers you you should have made more cake. i'm hungry and i deserve cake. and you're like dude we're at a party.

Three months later you find out that fifty people locked themselves in a room to discuss how much they loved your cake and how they wished you made more. None of them ever told you.

so for the love of god. please tell people you liked their cake and don’t feel embarrassed about it. because then they will make more cake.

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

Aerial arts

today i held a vow of revenge renewal 💕 i gathered all my friends and family in a scenic location and stood up in front of them to reaffirm my pledge that i will hunt you to the end of the earth for what you've done 💕 fifteen years and still going strong baby! you can't escape me forever!! 🥺💕🙏

Super long ao3 comments that retell what happened in the work like dissecting what they read fuels my fanfic motivation

crime/mystery media where the main character is just a nosy fuck and not a cop is always so entertaining and so much better than police procedurals

Anticopaganda is peak. Like yes please show the cops as the incompetent idiots they are

The Thursday Murder Club

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

Me without my glasses

i am looking disbespectacledly