♡ meme lady kristen ♡

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

I’ve Survived Every Bad Day I’ve Ever Had, Motherfucker!!!

@shitpostsampler

i knew i learned embroidery for a good reason

Imagine how little candles must have cost in the 1700s. Must've been pretty cheap, right? With everyone using them all the time instead of electricity? Now think about how much they cost now. 20 some dollars for a candle. What if we could go back to when candles were cheap? Wouldn't you want that? What if we could make that happen.

OP is gonna cut the power grid

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me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

i’m sorry but there’s literally nothing hotter than a girl unbuttoning her shirt

full offence but you deserve to be at peace with being alive

closeted gays be like: I can’t get my wisdom teeth removed because what if they give me laughing gas and I accidentally come out