Luseefur

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

I would too ngl

sometimes that character just wouldn’t hide an injury. it’s a great trope but only if they would do that.

most men have two fuckable holes. some men have three. but, against all odds, julius caesar (100 BC to 44 BC) managed to amass an astounding 25 holes by the time of his death

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i think its a lil sad how often people will like restrain themselves from exploring new identities and hobbies because they don't want it to be an "embarrassing phase" because honestly i think its way cooler to have a diverse and varied lifestyle that you can look back on and say "omg i used to love doing that!" and apply those skills and interests to something else.

Reblog of Truth

It's his first time being alive pls be nice to him, he's learning

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with