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Right down to all of your faculties being decrepit from relying on a sinister adviser.

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madewithonerib

this guy has the best sense of humour || not one bit self-deprecating

omniluci-estumbra

Hermione’s April Fool’s Day prank on Draco!

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@lurlex

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draco malfoy period cramp moodboard.

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whitepeopletwitter

True freedom.

funnelcloudd

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

curioscurio

cumaeansibyl

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

tilthat

TIL that Billy Crystal’s character, Miracle Max, in the Princess Bride was so funny that it nearly stopped the production of the movie. One actor bruised a rib from clenching to try not to laugh.

via reddit.com

nookisms

Fun fact in addition: Cary Elwes wasn’t allowed to be part of that scene because he kept laughing. The Westley on the table was dummy.

quill-of-thoth

This is AFTER he broke a toe riding Andre the Giant’s ATV, and got concussed when he and Christopher Guest tried to make the scene where Count Rugen knocks Wesley out more convincing. Mandy Patinkin busted the rib trying not to laugh, and also accidentally stabbed Guest during their fight scene. About the only person who didn’t get some form of overenthusiasm-induced injury or illness during filming was Robin Wright, who had to repeatedly get her dress burnt up in the fire swamp scene because Goldman ruined one of the takes by screaming “Oh my god, she’s on fire!”

sfitty

i swear the princess bride movie was just a bunch of cast and crew deciding to dick around and film it.

it was Jackass before Jackass

aphony-cree

The guy in the giant rodent costume got arrested on his way to the set and they had to delay production to go bail him out

schrodingers-anarchist

baradragon

i think of this image at least once a month its so funny how this is just what its actually like

xdenlojahund

@lurlex truly

naturalkillercyborg

Here's a compilation of scenes from Homestar Runner that changed my dialect

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ass-pushkin

This is the hands down best Mike look for me. He is stunning. This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

unfunsized

i was born to have a applehead chihuahua i just feel that in my bones. she shall go in my cargo pocket or perhaps my fannypack across the chest.

junkfoodcinemas

Dune: Part Two (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve Zoolander (2001) dir. Ben Stiller

titleleaf

"Jodorowsky Feyd" this, "Jodorowsky Feyd" that, no one around here appreciates the original waxed-chest king... 2000 miniseries Feyd as played by Matt Keeslar, who btw has since quit acting and gone full-time into medicine so someone out there right now has a urologist whose butt was broadcast on the Sci Fi Channel

retroscifiart

Art by Stephen Bradbury for Julian May’s Saga of the Exiles books (1981-84)

xdenlojahund

@lurlex one day I'll read these, the covers immediately make me think of u lmao

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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

evilsoup

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

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