Average Himbo Enjoyer

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

I love the face of a woman having the time of her life.

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

happy first day of pride everyone

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

Happy Pride möth, everyone!

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet