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why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

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Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

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We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

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Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

ARE YOU SERIOUS

You dont get this post do you? Lol

The comments are priceless.

Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

Holy fuck man not you too

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

Pure comedy gold.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

I really want to explain this, but no. This is too fucking hilarious. (Also more asshole fun for me!)

Well none of that comment went as expected

that turned out a lot more enlightening that I thought it would be

his points are all true though

he’s so real

What I love about batman is that he is surrounded by superhumans and most of the time his existence just confuses them like he is the weird one

Pretty sure no Italian needs to hear this

All of you do

Ah yes, the profit motive, always incentivising the best outcomes.

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

Jesus science is now the enemy too?  Have literal super villains taken over?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/01/24/usda-science-researchers-ordered-to-stop-publishing-news-releases-other-documents/?utm_term=.116c7517d430 USDA science researchers ordered to stop publishing news releases, other documents

So I’ve got a projector set up in my living room against the wall and I’m about 5 seconds away from setting up my laptop to watch some life sized porn

I love this

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT