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Kiana Khansmith

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My college friend posted herself in this shirt today. I don't need another t-shirt. But I do need you to see this t-shirt and acknowledge that they do be slappin'.
does anyone know how to go to sleep
Step one: have chores listed out
Step two: do one chore
Step three: look at the rest of the list and decide, that you need to reward yourself for doing the one thing
Stem four: get comfy on the sofa just for five minutes before the next thing
Step five: congrats for sleeping for 6 hours
Thoughts at 315pm...
Still plugging away at my music collection and I'm finally tackling the Eric Clapton section. God I fucking HATE that POS, but at the same time, some of my favorite songs were by bands he was a part of.
The complication increases when you realize that he liked to take his songs and play them with multiple bands across multiple records!
So hat I did is make a special tag for everything involving him, and then sorted that tag by song title so I could see all the duplicates. I then selected my favorite versions of them and marked the rest as ignore.
Just because he's a jerk doesn't mean I don't want to hear Blind Faith or Cream songs ya know?
I've also grabbed a lot of new music which makes me happy.
Thoughts at 2pm...
W loves to do chores and work at her table and stuff with headphones on.
Calling her name, waving at her, all the usual stuff to get her attention doesn't work. Even messaging her phone rarely works.
You know what does work?
Whistling. A quick Hi-Lo whistle cuts right through whatever she's listening to immediately.
It's the same whistle call I used to use to tell the AwesomeCat to come over here.
She's both horrified and impressed at how well it works lol

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Thoughts at 11pm...
Man, I don't even know.
The more I walk, and the more I struggle... the more real it becomes.
I'm not sure if I'm supposed to push and keep walking... or rest, and heal... I don't know.
They say the walker/rollator is a no go, they also say a wheelchair is a no go. They want me in a power wheelchair... and... uhhh.. I'm on the 2nd floor man. Steps only. That's not gonna work lol.
So... I dunno man. I don't even know.
Thoughts at 930pm...
W and I are talking and she said "Wait... how do you spell Oww?" So I tell her O-W-W... and she goes, ok... I was thinking Ouch is O-U-C-H, so maybe it was O-U-U, How do you pronounce that?
And thats when my stomach makes the perfect OUUUUUUUUU sound!!!!!
The timing was impeccable and she just stared at it with big eyes and NOPED out of the room!
LOL!
How the FUCK is Superwholock not trending right now after seeing Matt Smith on Royal Court?!
I know you bitches are still out here, I wasnโt even a part of it and Iโm still here. I want to see the lot of you going bananas right NOW
I want to see it looking like 2012-2016 tumblr post haste!
45 years ago today
The Decline of Western Civilization is an American documentary film about the Los Angeles punk rock scene, released on this day in 1981
Itโs time for Glindaโs weigh-in! ๐โ๏ธ๐ช

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Cece, the guardian and protector of Dendera Temple, Egypt
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Harlequin ducks are quite interesting to observe.
(c) gifs by riverwindphotography, May 2026
Thoughts at 430pm...
You know, I didn't got to the doctor at ALL in Dec and Jan. And then just once in feb for basic shit. March is when I noticed the problem starting.
Since then:
June is my birthday month. Today is my birthday. I have an appt tomorrow as well.
We also had ants in the kitchen today... so... happy birthday to me.
June has been a thing!
Photo thoughts after Midnight!
I haven't really been posting what we've been doing lately, so here's a quick photo recap
More in Pt 2
So there you go, June in a nutshell!

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I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, itโs so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
20 years. I am not happy about this.
Iโm delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time
Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!
Photo thoughts after Midnight!
I haven't really been posting what we've been doing lately, so here's a quick photo recap
More in Pt 2
So there you go, June in a nutshell!