Luna

posting niche fic on ao3 is like releasing a small creature into the wild and hoping it survives and finds sustenance

got one whole comment… the small creature may yet survive the winter

at least it’s quiet

yeah but how

This is what worms are doing when you open the compost bin

what’s the mood for july?

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

i think we should come back later guys, the guard who only tells the truth and the guard who only tells lies are uh. well they're. um.

me around my coworkers: the monkey's hand would pass easily through the mouth of the jar if he simply let go of the cookie. me when i'm by myself: there has to be a way. has to.

*push* there ya go lil buddy