Outerspace Starfish

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Belphagor is setting up a kitty paint ball arena in order to contribute to the rent.

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

you should be able to plug cables and shit into a basketball for no reason

changing my mind since nobody likes my idea my new idea is nobody should be able to do anything on earth at all

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

If i were a medieval peasant girl i might have poisoned the well. just to have something going on

13 years on this site what do I get. More ads