hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

witch hat atelier is beautiful because it makes you look at adorable children and go “wow what fascinating and layered characters that feel so real and say so much about the unfair ways children are treated and what they need to succeed and grow”. and then it makes you look at grown ass adults and go “AWWWWW THE CUTIE AWWWW”

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Next years met gala theme shoold be the cw's supernatural

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

I need my weird alone time or I will explode