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Here is my new fic!! Itâs an Irondad Time Traveler and Immortal AU and I had so much fun writing it! I hope you all enjoy!
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â¨Potential Mini Dadneto Event!â¨
Hello again everyone!
First of all, thank you to this year's winners for your continued patience with your prizes! I have one month left of study and then after that I will be completely free to get your artworks finished đ
In the meantime though, a wonderful suggestion was given to us about hosting a mini House of Dadneto event in December, which would only run for a week as a fun little casual challenge to fill in time until the next House of Dadneto! â¨
We'd love to know if this is something you'd all be interested in though, as it's really you guys that make these events possible! So let us know:
Would you like to see or participate in a mini week-long House of Dadneto event in December?
Yes! I would like to participate.
Yes! But I may not be able to contribute.
No. I'm still dying from June.
Thank you all! Have an awesome day! â¨
Iâve been waiting a year to post this
itâs that time of year again
nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.
every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"
and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"
and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."
ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."
ao3 goes down for two days.
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Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".
Kids are a very understated but still important aspect of Leverage. There's no "kid" character because that would be ridiculous and hard to take seriously but great emphasis is placed on how much the crew care about kids. If a child is in danger, they will drop the entire con to help them. Entire subplots will be dedicated to a member of the crew helping a child with something unrelated (Eliot in the Order 23 Job, Sophie in the Fairy Godparents Job). At one point, Eliot and Hardison are in a stolen police car and respond to a call because they're the closest and there might be kids involved (there weren't).
In Leverage, children are very important.
Not Parker, Eliot and Hardison calling Sophie like she was their mother in "The Ice Man Job".
dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?
make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace
get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.
update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass
Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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I canât stop thinking about how there is actually NO reason why they all needed to go see Sophieâs play before they picked her up in the Nigerian Job and the only real explanation is that Nate was trolling the fuck out of them so he could set them up to be extra impressed when they saw her on her real stage.
average nate-centric leverage episode: grief & drinking & catholic guilt & maybe sterling is there also
average parker-centric episode: another incredibly traumatic piece of her backstory is revealed
average sophie-centric episode: oops she lied/manipulated/kept secrets too much & backed herself into a corner
average hardison-centric episode: hardison gets into a Situation TM
average eliot-centric episode: what if we made eliot a minor celebrity. again.
Iron Man 1 really said "the actual bad guy is the white capitalist who is selling arms under the table to both sides in order to extend the war and make as much money from it as possible," and Iron Man 2 really said "the white capitalist who gives a platform to people with bad intentions in order to make a buck is the reason the bad intentions have the opportunity to prosper and cause untold damage," and Iron Man 3 really said "the real terrorist is the white capitalist who will create and use fear to manipulate governments and the public in order to sell a product," and I really don't think enough people recognise this.
What really gets me is that the average Marvel fan - I am including comic fans in this, not just MCU fans - doesn't get it. I constantly hear takes about how the IM trilogy is about how cool the military and the military-industrial complex is (no, you fool, that's Cap1) and... like? Did we watch the same movies? Tony literally cuts off all weapons manufacturing out of guilt and trauma, and the US government literally drags him to court in the second movie while the military, represented by his BFF Rhodey, becomes absolutely furious at him for growing a conscience and refusing to give them his new toys (the suits!) At least, that's what I saw happen. I dunno, literacy has been on a decline for the past twenty years, I might be giving people too much credit.
Bank Shot Job is underrated. Dont be an idiot Hardison, Sophie was still in there. Eliot ready to storm the bank if Nate asked him to. Robbing a bank that's already being robbed. Meeting FBI agents Mcsweeten and Taggert Sometimes the bad guys are the only good guys you get. We'd be the cavalry. Citizens deciding to collectively lie without needing to be told bc fuck that Creep.
This is basically a thesis statement of the show. We care about helping people, especially the ones driven into situations that they should've been able to ask for help in. We won't leave each other behind. We can figure this out, on the fly, by depending on each other.
Tony Stark was an observant person, both in business and in his personal life, but when Peter first slid him a piece of paper and said âHey Mr. Stark, can you sign this?â with those big brown bambi eyes, Tony didnât really question it.
He had always known the kid was a huge nerd and a fan boy so he figured it was just a fan thing, or more like, a Peter Parker thing. The kid constantly took photos and videos of every single thing he encountered like he was a tourist and liked to keep things for âsentimentalâ purposes. Tony would know that because Peter constantly sent him those very photos and videos and used their messages like diary entries which Tony definitely did not keep in a back up file because Peter kept breaking his phones. So he simply said âSure kidâ, signed the paper, and that was it.
Until a few days later. They were in the lab, working on whatever grabbed their attention at the time. Peter suddenly slid him a sticky note and asked him to sign it again. Odd, but Peter was like that usually anyways.
Tony signed it. again. A bit surprised.
âWhat, youâre collecting autographs now?â
âSomething like that. Thanks Mr. Stark!â Peter had beamed at him happily again and Tony felt like he had done more than just moving the pen.
Whatever. Tony had heard way worse things teenagers were doing than that. So if Peter wanted a few autographs, he would give him them. God knows he would have given him a lot more than a few written names if the kid just asked for it. Scratch that- if the kid even hinted at it or accepted them. But Peter Parker was weird about money and expensive gifts and thought of everything as a pity thing. It wasnât. Tony told him that. A few million times. Peter still didnât like it.
This went on for a few weeks. Tony signed it every time because what was he gonna do? Say no to those weapons Peter called eyes? yeah, like that was possible. He would like to see you try to say no when Peter looked like that.
The 7th and 8th times, he didnât even ask it anymore. Just signed whatever random junk Peter brought that day, a photo, a book, a notebook, a napkin- a napkin? seriously?- whatever it was, he didnât even look at them. Peter would just say âcan you sign this for me?â and Tony would do it without thinking. No questions, no answers, no big deal. Easy.
Except a month after this whole collection thing, FRIDAY alerted him on a very strange activity involving Spider Man.
âBoss, you might wanna know about this.â
And there it was on the holographic screen. All those weird shit Tony had signed over the week, listed as an eBay sale. With the fricking Spider Man on the cover. âTONY STARK AUTOGRAPH ON PIZZA BOX (ON SALE!!) (rare!) -by Spideyâ
Tony stared at the screen for a while and had just burst into a laughter back then. So that was why. He didnât mind it. Hell, he was actually impressed even. But of course, he was still gonna bring it up next time Peter came and embarrass the hell out of him. He HAD to. This was gold.
Of course he was annoyed that the little shit wouldn't even accept lunch money from Tony but apparently was perfectly okay with selling his signature online.
That brilliant little entrepreneur.
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âyou little thiefâ Tony greeted him the next time Peter came into his lab.
Look. Peter wasnât an idiot, he obviously knew Tony would eventually notice his little bussines, he just didnât think it would be so damn fast! He dropped his bag on the lab table and made his way to Tony.
âhey, technically, i didnât steal anything! I just sold them for like 20 dollars at most and-â
âTWENTY DOLLARS??!â
âI know itâs a lot-â Peter started saying, rubbing the back of his neck. Come on now, Tony couldnât possibly be THAT mad about it, right?.. right?
âTHATâS IT? Youâve been selling THE Tony Stark aka THE Iron Man signatures and you only made what, a hundred dollars in a week?! Kid, youâre insulting me in ways I didnât know were possible.â Tony threw his hands up dramatically. Shocked beyond measure.
ââŚuh, whatâ
âIâm Tony Stark, AND Iron Man, I've saved the world at least a dozen times, I've been in every magazine cover imaginable and my authograph sure is worth so much more than 20 dollars! You are decreasing my value!â Tony gestured wildly at the holographic display. Genuinely annoyed and terrified even.
"...THATâS why you're mad?..." Peter could have laughed if he wasnât so surprised. Really, he should have known Tony wouldnât care about the whole thing but wouldnât be okay with him selling his autograph for burgers and snacks but he genuinely didnât need more money!
"Of course! Now change those prices to at least 200 or I'm not signing anything again."
"But Mr.Stark! that's too expensive!" Peter whined. He couldn't sell them for so much. That was insane! What was he even gonna do with that much money that he didnât need?
"Peter. I am a luxury brand. I don't do cheap."
"But Mr. Stark!"
They argued over it for fifteen minutes straight before finally settling on 100 dollars. Tony still thought it was way too cheap. But Peter had laughed and smiled and shook his head like he found the whole thing insane and amusing. so maybe it was fine. He could afford to be a bit cheap for some things.
Okay adorable.
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Parker hovers behind Hardison as he paints a gorgeously vibrant and life-like portrait. She wordlessly attempts to figure out which famous and valuable work he's forging this time, but it refuses to come to her.
Finally, he's finished.
"I'm stumped," Parker says. "What piece is this?"
"What piece...?! This is an original Alec Hardison. Can't you tell?"
"Oh," she murmurs. "I guess... I don't really see the point?"
Hardison lets out a huff of disbelief.
"You don't recognize her?"
"Ummm..."
Parker scrutinizes the painting. The striking blonde does look familiar. So, so familiar. And yet...
"Woman, that's you."
It takes a second. And then Parker sees the point.
Was talking with someone the other day and they were like no matter what if I have a gun drawn in a fight I win no questions asked. And I was like unless youâre in a fight with Eliot Spencer and the he had the AUDACITY to argue with me about it. Like buddy no, everyone knows you donât bring a gun to an Eliot Spencer fight thatâs the number one way to lose.
Update: theyâve started watching leverage (and yes they know about the season one watch order). We havenât had a chance to really talk about it yet though so I will ask them about this specifically when we do lol
