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you all wouldn't recognize me anymore

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
My dearest, most faithful student Twilight,
You know that I value your diligence and that I trust you completely, but you simply must stop reading those dusty old books!
There is more to a young pony’s life than studying! So I’m sending you to supervise the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration in this year’s location: Ponyville.
I have an even more essential task for you to complete…
TOUCH some GRASS!
I just had. An experience.
So a woman comes in to my work and asks to use the bathroom. Okay, normal. She happens to be a beautiful woman—not my type, but, you know, classically beautiful in the way that makes you a little bashful to talk to anyway.
She comes out a little bit later to say that the soap dispenser is empty. She’s holding her hands up—purple nail polish—clearly distressed by her exposure to filth and unwilling to touch anything until that can be fixed. I am nothing if not eager to help (knight complex) (beautiful) (purple nail polish) so I leap up and run to the supply room for the refill bottle.
I wedge the bathroom door open, you know, for her comfort, she’s standing there (beautiful) watching me, I’m silently pretending that she must be secretly impressed by my ring of keys (like the song), I’ve got a bit of a swagger on maybe (purple nail polish). I open the soap dispenser expecting an empty canister. It doesn’t look empty. I stick my fingers in (looks can be deceiving) and it’s completely full, freshly refilled, now I’m suddenly aware that she’s still watching me over my shoulder and I’m sticking my fingers into a hole (purple nail polish) and ha-ha-ha, it’s only a little suggestive with the soap, forget about it.
I struggle with the soap dispenser, she’s still watching me, I realize that whoever filled it last didn’t prime it. “I have to prime it,” I say, for some reason I have to explain out loud (beautiful).
I reach for the, uh, tube at the bottom. It hangs down about four inches. It’s rubbery. Yielding. But, uh, firm. I have to. Squeeze it. Repeatedly. She’s watching me still. Soap is leaking out of the release valve on the cap and onto my hands. Still no soap is coming out.
There’s probably congealed soap near the tip blocking the opening, I realize, and try to covertly squeeze it to check. Like. An udder. I’m massaging it (purple nail polish) and she’s still watching me. I glance up in the mirror. Her expression behind me is unreadable. Her eyes are fixed on the little rubber phallus I am stroking. I’m sweating.
“I have to…” I begin. I panic. I don’t know how to finish my sentence. I can’t say anything that can be construed as sexual. “…Milk it,” I say. A mistake. Now it somehow sounds more sexual than if I had said “jack it off”. I could have played that as a roguish joke. Milk it doesn’t sound roguish, it sounds creepy. The clogged soap comes free. White translucent liquid soap spurts all over my hands. There is a terrible sound accompanying it. She says “eugh!” over my shoulder. I try to rinse my hands and the soap container off with water before putting it away but soap just keeps leaking out, it’s everywhere. Why does it have to be white? Why does it have to be this consistency? Why is the suspensor tube shaped… like that (couldn’t it be just a little bit bigger if it had to be shaped Like That?) Why did she have to stand there watching me?
From here on out I’m just buying fucking pump bottles for the bathroom. Jesus fucking Christ.
I just.
You know.
I mean really look at it. I had it braced against my body because it was so slippery so like. Experience this horror with me in my shoes.
Important addition: OP deactivated the day after posting this.
it’s so sad what happened to them. a damn shame.
can’t think of a worse feeling than coming up with a really great meme, like, 2 months after the image format dies

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It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
oh look it was the 8th anniversary of my account being lost/deleted and never recovered. Rip a good blog, miss all my old friends I never found again, may you all have found peace if you ever see this post
do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times
Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus
remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play
As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??
believe it or not, we liked that more
Lesbian Sheep
trying to use the internet in 2023 be like
THESE REPLIES MADE ME GIGGLE I CANT LIE LMAO but to answer your questions. no this is very much not fun for me. I wanna fuck shockwave transformers not spam virus computer programs. hope this helps! <3
High quality Equestria Girls movie poster from 2013. Finding this in good quality is sorta difficult. Also included is a slightly different textless version, although the quality’s not as good.

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@staff
this is so funny bc if this happened on any other social media site you would immediately assume it’s a glitch but tumblr users are so unhinged that you really never know if they’d do something like this on purpose or not
10 years ago today I spent New Year’s Eve on here with you all, and we made fun of the Gangnam style/Mc hammer mashup ball drop performance. Good times with old friends
im not immune to how corsets make breasts look
So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this
But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)
And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that
.... You know?
As a tag?? You make the funniest comment on this post ever as a tag?
Don't even have sex
Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!
Absolutely fucking not
Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.

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I don’t know
I’ve never felt this close to fred in my whole life
Why is Fred in charge?
I don’t know
Halloween is over. Put away your bog witch and get your bog himbos out.
“Bimbo (bog himbo)”