You Should See Me In A Crown

#it’s a good limitus test. take out the specifics of drinking or not drinking alcohol vs owning a dog or not #it’s basically 1) would you spend an evening laughing and enjoying conversation with someone and walking away like ‘that was good.’ #and 2) do you trust this person has a basic level of willingness and ability to care for others and repay your trusting in them? #it’s just getting you to tap into the unconscious micro-tells our brains collect about other people #which are by far the most accurate assessment tools we have to judge peoples’ characters on the fly and in general (via purplehawke)

we only use the quietest of potatoes to make our famous “hush browns” 🤫

I open my tumblr app and read this post, and I let it wash over me like the gentle tide. I know that when I die, this post, like the sweetest of sea foams, will be there to take me lovingly into the depths.

i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

why don't straights understand that the sweet considerateness and tenderness of a first kiss starting with "can I kiss you?" far outweighs the 'passion' of someone just doing it without asking

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

netflix just implemented their anti-password sharing policy and so now im crawling back to 123movies, who is welcoming me home with open arms and lonely milfs in my area that want me carnally

like at one point i was using my sister’s boyfriend’s sister’s ex-boyfriend’s password and yet netflix really decided to test my dedication to not paying for netflix. and im more than happy to demonstrate

#ive died on worse hills #and have jumped through higher hoops