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LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

@thekeatoncadet

He is The Family Guy

That comment just fucking launched me 10 states back

ok fellow millenials, it’s time to kill black friday

LET’S KILL BLACK FRIDAY

Target is open until 1 am on thanksgiving to open 6 am Friday at the one I work at with people who will stock all throughout the night. Please be aware of this and don’t be crazy or rude

Seriously? Boycott Shopping Thursday AND Friday. The way retail workers are treated is ridiculous. Shop small local stores on Saturday if you’re able to in your area. Keep dollars in YOUR community and avoid big box stores/major chains (especially Amazon) if you at all can.

I absolutely refuse to shop on Black Friday, and will always give my monies to small independent creators instead.

Okay campers, I heard from an anonymous source that SOMEBODY told the government we are going to storm Area 51. Not. Cool. Dudes.

In spite of his many character flaws, I tolerate him generously.

Hot take: people who argue that saying “mood,” “same,” “F,” “oh worm?” etc. add nothing to a conversation don’t realize that they function the same way as aizuchi, i.e. signalling that you’re still paying attention to what the speaker is saying, which is harder to do when you can’t see the other person.  In this essay, I will

also - adding onto this because I’ll never get another chance - any communications major will vehemently tell you that the single most important thing people forget to do in conversations (aside from natural eye contact) is aizuchi. “yeah”, “mh hm”, “oh yeah?”, “for sure”, “huh!”, etc. it is CRITICAL in job interviews, and I’d like to see of anybody knows of any specific experiments where they saw how much more likely someone is to be hired with & without aizuchi alone. boomers will say the handshake will make or break your interview but that’s hardly true now

I’m fucking WEEPING

I'm actually crying

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

what timeline am I in

props to OP for taking the L and admitting to being at a furry rave just to bring us this video

i aspire to be this petty someday

“you got room here? can i just move right through here, seeing as you are standing on the pedestrian crosswalk? thanks.”

I was just talking about this video an hour ago.

if someone asks you what big dick energy is send them this video