oh, i love trash

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

Yes. Yes you are.

every year i see this post and go “hell yeah”

In 2010, webcomic artist Andrew Hussie opened up MS Paint and drew an amazing digital serket.

Oh, and also the horse in question is an adult. You don't just have teenage high school beef with a horse; You have teenage high school beef with a horse who's the equivalent of like a 22-year-old woman.

it's chew on her fin chewsday

my YouTube algorithm has been showing me a lot of horse racing recently and since the Kentucky derby is today, the last few days all my recommendations have been filled with every middle-ages dudebros podcast about gambling and betting strategies and How To Pick The Real Winner and how to min-max your bet and bla bla bla. Buddy I’ve already got my favorite horsie picked out and it’s because he’s Silly.

this couldn't have ended any more perfectly

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

hold my soft little fox body. yes. feel it tremble, feel my heart beating in your arms…