Cater Diamond Simp

there's an anime everyone's into right now and it must be really confusing because everyone in the tags keeps going "wha?" it's okay gang you'll figure it out.

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

in any given fictional situation, there is exactly one character who is At Fault and every other character involved is a passive victim. media literacy is when you correctly identify and condemn this character

who up decaying and decomposing

My headcanon is that the tickle monster doesn’t want to torture you, he just wants to tease you til your brain can’t work and you’re a drooling, whimpering, giggly mess who’s too blissed out to deny how badly you want it.

tumblr is kind of a beautiful little sinkhole forest ecosystem because someone can say they don't enjoy superhero movies and get a reply like if you would just watch the Fantastic Four,

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod