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"why is ritsu shinjo your favorite tkdb character?"
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a/n: @cloudcountry here's your long-awaited wedding, Aubs!! So you can OFFICIALLY be the lawyer's wife, hehe ๐ I hope you enjoy it ๐ฅน๐ป | as you all know, I'm not writing for Dionysia just yet, but since the headcanons were chosen at random and are therefore (mostly?) ooc anyway, I included them for this little special event ๐ฉท it was so much fun! I guess a lot of Rui's cocktails were involved ... ๐คญ | reblogs & comments are always appreciated! xx
โ.๐ ฬ content note: Aubritsu, Auburn's self-insert, fluff, crack, summer wedding, bonus content featuring all the ghouls at the end (some parts mildly suggestive)
โWe are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Auburn and Ritsu Shinjo. May their lives always be filled with love, joy and laughter.โ
A mild breeze brushes through the sunflower garden, causing the white silk intertwined with the wedding arch in the center to rustle. The scent of freshly cut grass and sweet pastries drifts through the air, and the cicadas chirp as if theyโre singing only for you. The sun shines brightly, welcoming the journey that lies ahead of the couple who plans to face lifeโs adventures together. Besides your families, everyone from Darkwick is here, their eyes fixed on the two of you in the spotlight of the venue.
โOur precious doll!โ Zenjiโs dark voice rings out, reciting touching poems that praise your stunning beauty. Rui cries openly, blowing his nose into a tissue. Towa tilts his head and asks, โIs this what love stories are about, Haru?โ while the latter weeps just as much as Rui and simply pats Towaโs back.
Ritsu stands before you under the arch, his turquoise eyes glittering in the sunlight, just like the ring resting in his palm. Your ring.
โAuburn.โ For the first time since youโve known him, thereโs a tremble in his voice, a faint trace of insecurity. Right now, this isnโt the cocky paralegal you fell in love with during your first year at Darkwick. Heโs simply a man about to promise the love of his life his eternal adoration. And Ritsu Shinjo has never broken a promise.
For a fleeting second, he simply stares, committing every last detail of you to memory, his breath hitching. Then he clears his throat. The whole world seems to fall silent. All you can hear is your heartbeat pounding in your ears.
โI hereby swear that Iโll love and protect you forever.โ He places one hand over his chest in a knightly gesture, looking absolutely dazzling in his grey suit and black gloves. โWill you be my wife and my business partner until death do us part?โ
You let out a little squeak, tears of joy blurring your vision. โYes, I do! Yes, I do!โ
Ritsu huffs, trying to release all the tension he didnโt know heโd been carrying until now. Still slightly trembling, he takes your hand and slides the delicate gold ring onto your finger.
The officiantโs voice echoes through the garden. โYou may now kiss the bride.โ
Honestly, you donโt expect Ritsu to make a big show out of the kiss that seals the deal. He isnโt the type for public displays of affection, and who would know that better than you?
But he surprises you, knocking the air out of your chest (and almost sending the beautiful bouquet of sunflowers flying from your hand) as he tugs you into a tight embrace, dips you back, and presses his lips to yours. Whistles and applause erupt from the audience. A celebratory gunshot rings through the air. Damn you, Taiga.
Your husband sighs and mumbles against your lips. โI told him multiple times that bringing a firearm to a public venue is a violation of the Firearm and Sword Possession Control Law.โ
But you couldnโt care less, not when youโre in the arms of your beloved, your heart bursting with joy. The kiss is determined yet soft, the typical seriousness of Ritsu with a tinge of the genuine affection he has for you shining through. When he pulls away, youโre both blushing and smiling, your radiance almost making the sun envious. Laughter bubbles up in your chest as you wipe the last of your tears away.
Turning to everyone who witnessed the happiest moment of your life, you grin. โLetโs get the party started!โ
And so, the chaos after the ceremony unfolds โฆ
Gets completely wasted and challenges everyone to a dance-off: Luca
Is single-handedly responsible for half the buffet disappearing: Ren
Photobombs every group photo: Ed
Gives an unexpectedly heartfelt speech: Sho
Keeps trying to start increasingly ridiculous party games: Tohma
Loses his shoe: Mio
Ends up slow dancing with Taiga long after everyone has left the dance floor: Elias
Pretends not to care about catching the bouquet but absolutely cares: Rui
Somehow catches the bouquet without even trying: Jin
Falls asleep at his table with a glass of champagne in hand: Haku
Is caught trying to pet every stray cat nearby: Ritsu
Somehow disappears for an hour and returns as if nothing happened: Zenji
Tries to convince everyone heโs "perfectly sober": Shion
Ends up sitting on Alanโs lap for half the evening: Jiro
Gets caught making out behind the venue: Yuri and Subaru
Gives a surprisingly neat striptease performance: Romeo
Gives Towa puppy eyes until he agrees to dance: Haru
Gets banned from touching the confetti cannon: Kaito
Keeps stealing kisses from Lyca when he thinks no one is looking: Leo
that tumblr sexyman poll is pissing me off so bad like oh my god ryland grace isn't a tumblr sexyman MY MOM FINDS HIM SEXY . THAT'S RYAN FUCKING GOSLING ToT ... IDC if tumblr loves him he's also ryan god damn gosling . at least senshi and tenna are like a little more niche, a little more against the grain... RYLAND GRACE IS PLAYED BY RYAN GOSLING............ YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY !!!
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Break the stereotype* of tumblr sexyman always being a skinny guy in a suit. Itโs time for hairy muscled short fat muscular men with big beards to shine. Vote senshi. tumblr sexyman is whoever tumblr says is the sexyman. bring in the new era
Heโll make you bread
*(people keep poiinting out that sans won who is not a skinny suit wearer. i am not saying he did not win. i'm saying it's the common stereotype of what a tumblr sexyman is. sans winning only further proves my point that senshi can win)
yessss exactly my vision re:aro Zenji!! I get the vibe that he romanticizes the idea of romance because he just doesnโt quite feel it himself! To him it is like a metaphor or another literary device. Another fantastical part of the stories and poems he loves.
I can imagine he just assumes itโs a given that everyone feels that way, so heโs been going along with it as if itโs a bit until one day Haku is talking about romantic feelings, and Zenji makes a big deal about dramatizing it. Haku just looks at him like โno but for real Iโm seriousโ and Zenji is just baffled at the concept as Haku explains how allos feel.
I also just like to throw aromanticism at characters like throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks hehe
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Oh, bro, very same on that last point. My general rule in fiction is that every character is aroace until proven allo.
hiiii hi hi hi lately I have been obsessed with the idea of aroace Zenji and MC as qpps and just wanted to share.
I can see that! Already had Zenji pegged as ace; he gives the vibe of a hopeless romantic, but he definitely could be a romantic in the old definition of the word - as in, imaginative, idealistic, and emotional, rather than anything related to attraction. Falls in love with people the same way he falls in love with sunsets. MC could use a vibe like that in her life.
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@cloudcountry Your soon-to-be husband is out at his bachelor party in Shi San Long rn ๐๐๐๐ I'm cracking up at how well this all fits the narrative
HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR BIG DAY, PRINCESS โจ๏ธโจ๏ธโจ๏ธ Also, can you ask Ritsu if there's a law that allows a woman to marry multiple loser men and build a harem ....
ur so brave for that i could never match taiga's freak....im much more susceptible to ritsu shinjo's casual badassery with a "are you okay mc?" tacked on to the end of it....dreamy sighhhhh
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@cloudcountry and Ritsu Shinjo are tying the knot on Saturday, July 18! Put on your nicest outfit, bring your favourite TKDB man as your plus-one, and we'll see you at the ceremony at 5:00 PM EDT ๐ฉท
Information: The venue is a weapon-free zone. Yes, we're looking at you, Taiga. Rui's cocktails will be served at the afterparty. Drink at your own risk.
Hihihi, I'm so glad the little invitation is already being well received ๐ฅน๐ฅน
You deserve only the best and the ideas just kept coming! Like, it all started with the random hcs we talked about and then turned into this and a little extra here and there to make it all the more immersive ๐ฅน
I hope you're going to enjoy your day and I'm so happy you're here with me ๐ฉท
its literally so cutesy like....hello :((( u didnt have to do this but u did :((( for funsies :(((( omfg my friends make my bar so damn high what the hell RHGAWHJGAJHRGAHWGSHJ I HAVE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS IN MY LIFE FR 2026 HAS BEEN THE BEST YEAR EVER?????
im gonna get u liya. im gonna GE T U. ITS GONNA HAPPEN. U WONT KNOW WHEN YOU WONT KNOW WHERE. AJJRGRAGHRAHGRAGHARGHAHRGRAGHARGHHGRAGHRGHRGHAR <3333333333
HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR BIG DAY, PRINCESS โจ๏ธโจ๏ธโจ๏ธ Also, can you ask Ritsu if there's a law that allows a woman to marry multiple loser men and build a harem ....