I want this like a cigarette, can we drag it out and never quit?

"I fucked up at the olympics because of my huge dong" what a thing to happen to a person.

The Fall of Dickarus.

she is! she’s joining him for the equestrian events because, and I am quoting her directly, “Snoop is afraid of horses.”

VITAL INFORMATION

lestat's "do I look like I need you" to the hair and makeup person is crazy babygirl yes you do you look like you've discovered the curly girl method, went to town on some sea salt spray and sleep on a polyester pillowcase because the amazon listing said it was silk and you didn't know they could lie to you on the internet

Polaroids on the top and bottom left!

this guidebook from 1831 says the water from the seine is good but “has a laxative quality”…girl that is the cholera

happy olympics everyone

Every time I read the word "blorbo" I picture some kind of baby Digimon

No one told me, a gay, that I was supposed to be keeping track of anything.

why are people so weird about vhagar whys she always talked about like aemond is evilly forcing her to do things against her will ‘poor old girl just wants to sleep :( she must be so scared and confused at being made to fight her dragon friends. and after having been bonded with so many strong women now shes bonded to this awful misogynist..’ WHATT are you talkingg about. thats a crocodile the size of a mountain she LOVES to kill she LOVES the taste of blood and evidently she also loves aemond or she would make her displeasure clear by eating him

I'm a big fun of "humans and dancers."