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any asshole can be a father but it takes a real dyke to be a dad

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

to make it more lynchian can't you read

reverse engineered your dog and now im mass producing it in countries without dog ip laws

hey man I'm the torturer [shaking your hand and detecting apprehension] that just means it's my job to torture people [visibly uncomfortable] there are lots of people like me

I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.

Characters whose life is a torture hole and who have constructed their entire self image around the belief that they can never get out of the torture hole and that's fine because they like being in the torture hole actually and who will commit horrific crimes to keep themselves in the torture hole because if they admit to themselves for one moment that things could be better it would utterly annihilate them, my beloved

oh. I didnt realize "anti psych" meant, like, deconstructing the social hegemony of psychiatry. I said I was anti psyche because I believe in systematically destroying the soul

jim henson died becuz he operated 20 puppets at once, shattering and stretching his available life force beyond what most puppeters would ever dream of

YOU ARE TRYING TO TROLL ME. BUT IT WILL NOT WORK. I HAVE FORTIFIED MY MIND

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

keep twisting the narrative I'm almost there

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

the guards guards vetinari and vimes dynamic is soooooo....they have NO respect for each other until they get locked up in a dungeon together and vimes sees vetinari totally chill just training the rats to act as little subjects and thinks "yeesh what the fuck is wrong with him" and vetinari sees him methodically chip away at the bars with some success and thinks "ok i can use this. also what the fuck is wrong with him" and then they go and develop a charged and symbiotic professional relationship for the next sevenish books. clowns.

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.