Trans-Neptunian Objects

can you lez the fuck in

ohh every person you connect with is a gift..

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

🍓 $60 / $200 (July 5) 🍓

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist