Trans-Neptunian Objects

i recommend telling yourself “this isn’t an experience i want to keep having” and stop entertaining things that are really detrimental to your health and don’t benefit you in anyway.

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

I miss my short hair so fucking bad, like girl that's my gender

I'm committing to growing back out because it's simply been too long since I had it too long, but this middle length sucks, I can't even put it in a proper ponytail

Update: I impulsively trimmed it at 3 am, mostly trying to clean up the back and add layers

I treat this like my own jeremy renner app

I couldn’t serve on a jury because I’d want to exchange numbers with another juror and FaceTime afterwards discussing our opinions. Asking questions like can you believeee that guy omg. Girl are you ready for another day of deliberation ugh what are you wearing tomorrow. Do you want to get iced lattes and smoke in my car before we go in.

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

I miss my short hair so fucking bad, like girl that's my gender

I'm committing to growing back out because it's simply been too long since I had it too long, but this middle length sucks, I can't even put it in a proper ponytail

Wow, apparently the bellows were also colored to match the housing, and they came with accessories like matching compacts.

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

there's literally a dark slime coursing through every tube in my body..