Trans-Neptunian Objects

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controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

tonight we gonna let the cup of water talk

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

What does hate fuck mean ?

when hate someone so much you fuck them

millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste