Trans-Neptunian Objects

hey young queers. I need you to hear me when I say part of growing up is learning to not care. part of growing up as a queer person is learning to abandon online discourse in favor of a “who cares, welcome to the club” kind of attitude. I promise you, you will feel so much less stress when you stop the infighting over slur discourse and identities you think don’t make sense. adopt a “I may not understand but it has no impact on me” mentality I promise it will be so much better for your mental health.

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

Thank Gnome it’s Friday! Lol

Leaps like a Salmon into your freshly washed hair

Black woman invents or popularises a phrase -> it enters the vernacular and circulates widely amongst Black and nonblack people -> people removed from the phrase's initial context read it too literally, do not interpret it with sensitivity, assume that the ideas expressed when people use it are shallow / "over"-sexualised / problematic in some way or another that mirrors their feelings about Black people as a whole -> there is a backlash where a supposedly more 'thoughtful,' 'subversive,' etc. alternative to the initial phrase is offered, implying that the initial phrase contained none of that complexity within it to begin with -> rinse & repeat

Put hardcore pornography in school libraries I literally don’t give a fuck

hmmm I think I will reblog The low poly 3d bird from daytona usa

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

The cutest girl you ever met just pioneered an exciting new way to spill soda on the floor

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”