Trans-Neptunian Objects

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

there's literally a dark slime coursing through every tube in my body..

i was talking about this on my server earlier but i really think "cozy" is one of the worst genre labels out there in the gaming space. like people dunk on the terms "metroidvania" and "first person shooter" a lot for being uncreative or limiting but at least those are like... falsifiable descriptors. you can look at a game and go "yeah this game's mechanics and core gameplay loop generally operate like metroid/castlevania" or "yeah this game primarily uses a first person camera paired with some sort of projectile weapon" so i don't think they're completely useless. but "cozy" is just nonsense. fully subjective. i see a lot of games popularly labeled as "cozy" that share almost zero mechanical features between them and don't even always match in tone or aesthetic. hearing a game described as "cozy" doesn't tell you anything about what to expect as a player beyond maybe giving you a sort of forewarning about the fanbase and their discomfort tolerance. "cozy" is not a quantifiable metric. like imagine if someone offered to buy you takeout and asked you what kind of food you'd like and you told them fully unironically, and with no further elaboration, "i want to get yummy food." that's what hearing "cozy games" sounds like to me

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space

i should read everything

Airport stress level gap relationship

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

Only thing getting me through today is the thought of Starred Egyptian Tomb Ceilings

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it