Swiggity swag what's in the bag?

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

Feast your eyes on these two delicious hamburgers! Dig in with prices as low as only $8.90!

There is not even time for a quick jerk off

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap