luke patterson simp sideblog

Madi actually posted on her insta story pictures of her in either a bus or airplane seat wearing a mask. So. Scratch that last one.

Take a moment to think about, like, 7th grade Alex, Luke, and Reggie being annoying little middle school boys who get into trouble and snicker at adults and scrape their knees. But they always have each other’s backs and they go out to corner stores after school, pulling crinkled money out of their pockets to buy slushees and sitting together on a curb drinking them while Luke fiddles with his new guitar. And they talk about summertime and the girl Reggie likes and what they’re gonna be when they grow up, and Alex says that he really doesn’t know yet, but Luke gets this giant grin on his face and he says with absolute vigor “I’m gonna be a rockstar!” like it’s the most sure thing in the world, because to him, it is.

ANI EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS VIDEO I LITERALLY CRY THIS IS THEE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS WEBSITE THANK YOU FOR BEING PERFECT

HEY ANI HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE,,, I CANNOT BREATHE THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS ILY

everyone’s talking about how luke took his jacket off before stand tall because he just had to be sleeveless but no one is talking about how alex decided to undo the top like five buttons of his shirt

oh to be luke patterson and have julie molina create an entire fantasy sequence of you dancing with her

Alex has huge *gently cradles willie’s face with both hands* energy and Willie has huge *lightly tugs Alex forward by grabbing his hoodie* energy, and idk how to explain or expand but also I’m right

pretty boy isn’t an insult. even if you sneer it at someone while pointing a gun at them and demanding their wallet, you’re still complimenting them. you’re just doing it with homoerotic hostility. fruit on fruit violence. why don’t you buy them flowers with their money that you just stole.