Yo

Why the hell does [tumblr] app have a whopping 3.5gb of cache. What could it possibly be storing.

I’m in there. Hi. Please don’t clear it

Oops.

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I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

this is how everyone on this website acts

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

*looking at you thru my speakeasy door slot*

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

Omg you missed part of the post

did i? 😏

(frantically looks around)

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?