Yo

Wrestling isn’t fake.

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

*looking at you thru my speakeasy door slot*

[👁️👁️]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

Omg you missed part of the post

did i? 😏

(frantically looks around)

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

I fuck him for precisely 15 minutes call me the quarter pounder

Sorry

suicide note that says "don't let them think the haters won I just had other shit going on"

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies