King Luddy

“naruto phase” my ass, once you watch rock lee drop his weights you’re in for life

What

I’m so tired this made perfect sense for like 45 seconds

daily reminder that im very gay for @cheshidoodles and they’re my best friend and changed my life for the better and im so grateful that they’re part of my life????? like???? things are so good when i talk to them and i know that they love me back and its just such a good comfortable friendship and im so happy to be with them in this goofy safe best friend bond thats all 

DAILY AGGRESSIVE REMINDER THAT THIS FUCKER IS JUST ABOUT ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE I’VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE AND THEY’VE LITERALLY SAVED MY LIFE JUST BY BEING IN IT AND I HONESTLY COULDN’T ASK FOR A BETTER BEST FRIEND LIKE I SERIOUSLY DON’T THINK ANYONE HAS EVER MADE ME FEEL SO LOVED AND COMFORTABLE AND SAFE AS U DO SO HEY MR GAY I LOVE U

Shout out to nonbinary peeps with bpd you are not inheritly manipulative and you’re not doing this for attention, you’re valid and your gender is real

lol full offense but stop policing how frequently bisexuals date either genders. just cause i’ve dated 5 girls back to back doesn’t make me a lesbian, just like another bisexual woman who has dated 5 men back to back doesn’t make her straight. being bisexual means the person has the potential to be attracted to more than one gender and that’s it. what they do with it is their business so just let us live for crying out loud let us live.

“ 5 girls back to back doesn’t make me a lesbian “ Kinda makes it likely that you are more into girls than guys tho’. Guys are much more available as partners for women unless they are quite unattractive. But let’s imagine it was exactly equal that you would select a girl or a guy - that their sex genuinely was irrelevant, and that there was no difference in availability. I’m rusty at maths, but from memory, the chance it’s coincidence is (1/(2^5)) *100% = (1/32) *100% =  0.03125  *100% =3.125% Feel free to correct my maths - it’s been about 35 years now since i did probability. But if i was a betting man - i’m going to say my money is going to be on a woman for your next partner. Maybe you are a lesbian, and maybe dudes need to know that so they don’t get hurt? Just a thought.

hoooooomygodddhooomyygodddhoooooooomygodddlmaaaaaaooooooooooooooooo

no, we can’t

I can: helmsmen.

what’s ur sign and what’s the person you’re closest too sign

this is the first piece of mcelroy content i ever saw, and literally everything since then has lived up to it

The most subtle homestuck post in history