LucyInAWardrobe

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.

Remember, when you're on the jury, a good "that cop's story didn't add up" will sway a lot more Chads and Karens than "fuck the police."

Nine rings were made for men. Seven for the dwarves, three for the elves, and one for the big guy himself. One, three, seven, nine. There is but a set of five missing to complete the sequence of odd numbers. I propose that this missing set of rings of power was gifted to a mysterious someone by their true love, along with a partridge in a pear tree (among other things). In this essay I will-

It's honestly hilarious to see all those articles that are titled like "this CEO was able to raise prices WITHOUT backlash 😱😱😱😱! While other companies get boycotted!" about Sam Reich and Dropout cause its like they are trying to sell entrepreneur bros the secret sauce being successful. Meanwhile the secret is just be a decent/good person. That's it. That is all Sam does. He doesn't scam people who pay for Dropout, he treats his employees well, he is open and honest about the rise in price being to make bigger and better content and not to directly line his pockets but to also make it easier for all his friends who work there to keep up with the insane cost of living in LA. All things a decent to good person would do. Like literally just don't be evil. And if you have to be evil, direct it at the one friend you have who will either withstand it or when they can't will set up an elaborate ruse to force you into what was meant to be a torture matrix but you just find fun.

I really hope people are reading this post without any knowledge of Dropout, enjoying the good points about being a moral and decent person, and then the last sentence hits them like a tree.

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

[ID copied from alt: Screenshot of a hashtag that reads: #lois lane internal monologue every morning walking into the daily planet before she finally got to put her tongue in clarks mouth. End ID]