Can we drop the spoiler tag at this point? Tumblr iself announced Bumbleby happening in their email:
Hey op. What does the rest of the email say
Wait, I had no idea Tumblr did this, in hindsight, kinda iconic lowkey
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Can we drop the spoiler tag at this point? Tumblr iself announced Bumbleby happening in their email:
Hey op. What does the rest of the email say
Wait, I had no idea Tumblr did this, in hindsight, kinda iconic lowkey

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my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits
vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.
vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone
"For miles around the foul creature's lair is nothing but barren wastes"
"because of The Curse?"
"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"
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One of the beautiful things about the Cass and Steph duo is that they keep getting together no matter what editorial/the universe does.
Batman fires Stephanie and tells Cass not to train with her anymore? They do it in secret for a little.
Stephanie dies? Cass hallucinates her to keep her around and thanks to the power of fan backlash, Stephanie is alive again.
Bruce is dead now and Cass is going to be shunted into Hong Kong limbo? She gives Batgirl to Stephanie so she’s sort of haunting the narrative.
New 52 wipes the both from existence? Batman eternal and Batman and Robin eternal bring them both back and they get to be part of a team again.
They’re not Batgirl? Joker War brings them up to become Batgirls and nobody even has to die or give something up this time.
They’re literally the “I’ll find you in every universe.”
"I'll find you in every universe... to let you know how bad you suck at martial arts."
Weiss as the heart of team RWBY really makes sense to me for a lot of reasons but one that is a little confusing is that she is the opposite of all her teammates
She's the blue oni to Ruby's red
She's the white to Blake's black
She's the ice to Yang's fire
She acts as the calm to Ruby's exuberance, the voice to Blake's quiet, the sense to Yang's instinct. She supports Ruby by keeping a level head, Blake by not letting her close in on herself, and Yang by helping her simmer down to fully observe

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13 years
Ruby being lit from below, as if her own light is actively fighting darkness
Weiss being lit from above, as she is emerging from the shadow of her father's reputation into the light of her grandfather's
Blake being lit from behind, silhouetted like the darkness seemed so prevalent but she is never truly able to shake her hopeful light
Yang being lit from the front, staring into light, seeing the world illuminated and blinding, but not flinching from it
It all fits so well
The conclusion I've reached about Persona 5 is that Makoto, in college, is going to devastate the sapphic community of whatever school she's at.
She's a motorcycle rider, who wears leather jackets in casual wear, has canonical muscle definition, can kick ass, and is a (semi) recently realized rebel. Soon as she comes out it's over for the lesbians, she will be a problem (affectionate).
Imagine she tries to keep this somewhat hidden from the PTs and keeps skipping out on meet ups, and Haru is being tight lipped and not sharing what Makoto is up to. So the Phantom Thieves being the concerned friends they are, have Futaba bug her phone to make sure nothing shady. Which leads to a 3am @everyone in the "what's wrong with Makoto" chat saying "SHE'S NOT IN TROUBLE SHE'S JUST GETTING MAD BITCHES!"
curious where everyone stands now because I've seen a lot of people say they still believe he can
I still think Donovan can read minds
i think it was just debunked
i think he has some other related power/Demetrius can read minds
other/I'm bald
I suspect he has an imperfect version of it. Remember, Anya and Bond were test subjects but seemingly no one realized how successful. It could be that Desmond wanted to be able to account for all possibilities, so he wanted future sight and mind reading. We also see Damian mention his health quite often, it could be Desmond needs specific meds or something that harms him to use it. Possibly forgetting he has the ability in the in-between, which could explain why he didn't know what the man was thinking. It's also possible, since Anya is such a powerful mind reader and she had trouble reading Chapman's mind, that Anya and by extent all mind readers in SxF read off of brain waves. A dying man would have very weak ones which would explain Anya's struggles to fully understand his. This also makes sense with Bond's precognition. Everytime we see him look into a future where he dies, the image is fuzzy like how the words were for Anya. Since Desmond would seemingly be a weaker telepath than Anya, he might not have been able to hear ANYTHING from Chapman
physical manifestations of health bar?
light goes green and your dog goes sprinting off
im gonna make a whole Cerberus post now

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Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer
he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs
one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel
One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.
FNKI in the trenches
Ranking the members of Team RWBY by how likely they'd call Glynda "mom" in class, starting with least likely
Blake - 0/10, she is too quiet and too careful with her words to ever do so
Ruby - 3/10, TBH the only reason Ruby is above Blake is because Ruby is a specific character archetype that screams "accidentally called a teacher mom once." Only reason her number isn't higher is because Ruby hasn't called anyone mom for years, the instinct that would cause the mistake is one she is missing
Weiss - 8/10, the key here is when she does it, it's not an accident. Weiss would turn in half filled out adoption forms with her homework.
Yang - 100000/10, less a question of IF and moreso WHEN for Yang. And the answer is just this week? At least 5 times. Last week it was 6. First time she feels embarrassed, second time she tries to play it off as if she was talking about how mommy Glynda is. 3rd time Glynda pulled her aside and asked if she was okay. She definitely isn't but that's not something for her to deal with rn cause she has to get to history class
idk boss I feel like Rumi during her status as an idol would not be overly beefy and big, seeing as shes quite literally living to turn the honmoon gold and with it comes pandering to the fans via looks and etc. she'd be toned and strong but leaning more towards what's deemed acceptable to being an idol. definately being the most princess shaped ever. if anything she'd be potentially beefy after the honmoon got seal
fictional characters and worlds don't need to adhere to irl rules and standards, they just need to make people happy and if people like beefy rumi then good for them! i like it too! i just prefer to draw characters as close to canon as possible bc i don't like coming up with my own designs tbh
i have my own headcanons for huntrix and sometimes i do add them into my art but not always. if i had to draw a beefy character it would be mira, for zoey i like to give her a tummy sometimes (big ass big boobs zoey my beloved). just slight variations from the same old model every movie and show use.
rumi is my little princess with a disorder so i just like to make her as cute and squishy as possible. i understand why people choose rumi to be beefy bc she's a demon so it makes sense. all the demons i saw in kpdh were twinks that's why i don't necessarily gravitate towards that headcanon myself
I do see the vision. If Beefy Rumi is your cup of tea then more power to ya. My brain struggles with the hurdle of "an idol would never been allowed to get that bulky" but then I remember its a movie about kpop stars fighting demons. Aesthetic wise, yeah I honestly prefer a skinnier Rumi. But I also would never want to fault anyone for liking a bulky Rumi. One of my favorite characters of all time is Yang Xiao Long and I deeply appreciate the creative liberties fans have taken with her design and making her bulky and strong looking.
I do think, naturally, shoulder wise, Rumi definitely has the broadest. But I get thrown off when people give her insane back muscles and make Mira just a ballerina. Mira is a polearm user, her back out of all of them should be chiseled. Idk, sometimes I see people's character interpretations and can't help but wonder if they know any exercises beyond push ups, pull ups, and sit ups.
I know there are a lot of Bee moments in the JL movies but the one I desperately need to see Elijah’s reaction to is the first one.
That moment where Wonder Woman lifts up Oscar, Yang is all like “wow, she is *clears throat* very strong” and Blake gives the most bombastic side eye while being like “And?”
The way Elijah is going to throw herself on the floor again cannot be overstated.
Oh, Jealous-before-they-are-together!Blake my beloved

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What's some other things you want more of in your yuri? Personally think we need more single moms in yuri
i also think we need more single mom yuris
i think we need yuris where one or both are NOT cis. we need trans women rep, nonbinary rep, etc. and they are unapologetic about it too and explicitly so. not vague and people can deny it like nope that is a trans woman you cant deny that about her. but also not make the story ONLY about her being trans? like imagine a scene where she just goes "hey babe it's time for my shot" and her gf is the one giving her the hrt shot bc it's easier that way. just normal things that happen that is portrayed as a mundane activity and doesnt need to be a talking point but showed in a way that it's normalized yknow? i've had my fair share of giving a gf in the past her hrt shots because she herself didnt like the feeling to doing it herself so i offered to start doing it for her, it was just my little way of making it easier for her
more masculine non gender confirming yuri. androgynous/masc women who LOVE dressing masculine, being referred to as handsome, acts princely without her finding her "femininity" and changes because she finally finds "love". like, it's a cute sentiment to finally be comfortable to be yourself finally BUT i see this happen quite often and genuinely i hate it. even if this wasn't the intent. it feels like it's BAD to be a masculine woman and that the ultimate goal is to find your inner fem bc now you're being "true" to yourself. which btw inherently is misogynistic because once again you are caging a woman to act only a certain way and that one gender expression is "truer" than another and yet it's almost ALWAYS being a fem
poly yuri done right. some people get poly relationships SO wrong that it almost always feels borderline like a valid way to CHEAT. toxic yuri in that context is ok here and there because i love me some toxic yuri BUT when the majority of poly content is just weird then... it's not ok. just give me a relationship between women where respect and communication exist amongst them and they make it work.
MASC X MASC
at the end of the day i know if we want to see this we're going to have to make it ourselves so if you believe in a vision, you believe that we need to see sapphics in more dynamics than what we have then please do it!
Voting for you to be president of yuri rn
What could you see everyone doing post-series in RWBY?
Ruby’s a huntress to the bone.
Weiss will probably be repairing her family name with Willow and Whitley.
Blake will probably work with and eventually lead the new White Fang.
But idk about the others honestly.
Ooh, this is a good, but tough question to be honest.
Ren & Nora would probably want to settle down and help orphan kids all around Remnant. So they'd open like an orphanage where these kids would feel loved & cared for.
Jaune would accompany Ruby on her mission to restore Remnant to its former glory and making sure no supporters of Salem remain running around.
Oscar would finally attend a Huntsmen Academy.
Qrow would get the position of headmaster at Beacon.
I agree with RWB's future after the show, although I do think the Faunus situation would not be a problem anymore post-series. I imagine Humans and Faunus working together to defeat Salem would - mostly - mend the rift that has been between them for so long. With Ghira & the others already working on things in the background in our current storyline, I'd say Blake's work wouldn't take too long. She'd be a symbol after the defeat of Salem and thus Humans would look up to her, casting a new light on their view on Faunus. I think she wouldn't have to spend years on achieving the long awaited equality.
As much as Yang wanted adventure in the first place, she'd want to just live a mundane life where the only problem would be for her to decide what dinner she'd place in front of her kids. She'd also help out here and there when needed, but most of her days would be spent with her family (aka the babees and her wife Blake). Tai would be there to help with the kids as a form of atonement (but also because he loves them) for not being around enough when his own daughters needed him. Assuming Raven also survives, she'd check in quite often as well. The kids would be in awe of grandma Raven turning into a bird.
It should be noted for Blake, we don't actually know the exact meaning of Chief in regards to Ghira. For a long time I assumed he was in an elected position, only recently realizing it might just be a kind of sovereignty. It's very possible Blake is next in line to be Chief of Kuo Kuana, which, regardless of the fight for Faunus rights, will need a leader. So Blake probably would do that
I like the idea of Yang being the stay at home parent. I like the idea of her realizing her wanderlust was a desire to find someone who saw her. Realizing she actually doesn't care where she is or for how long, so long as she has Blake. I think she'd still occasionally do a mission with Ruby, but never anything dangerous enough that she might not come home.