Lucy Everleigh

IM A FUCKING MOLE

i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID

i kept getting dog on mobile and now i fucking finally got tiger im super satisfied lmao

i got hawk but im not wearing glasses and my eyes are 100 years old

I got tiger

tiger but all i see is green

I got cat (19) on my shitty ass phone

27 I’m a Hawk

i got hawk on muh computer

I’m proud of you bb. (I got cat last week lol)

jk i lied i got tiger i just accidentally wrote hawk because i was looking at your reply mfao

i got tiger too!!

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

Now those greedy bisexuals can have twice as many weddings.

LISTEN

we’re gonna be weird adults

At least we won’t yell at customer service

If fetuses could talk they would say “please Mommy don’t kill me!”

but they can’t talk. or think. they have no concept of existence, let alone death. they have no fears, no desires. your statement is irrelevant. if chairs could talk, they’d ask us not to put our sweaty asses on them, but they can’t talk, or even register their situations, so we don’t bother analyzing any other scenarios.

Ain't nothing wrong with stretch marks.

I gots some.