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Talented Witherbloom student Dina wants nothing more than to unravel the secrets of life and death. What could go wrong? A whole lot, probab

luckystampede

So like this is low-key about abortion, right?

Two college students meet up and make a mistake. They create a new life that they’re not ready for and decide to end it before it becomes a real problem. Throughout the story, there are words related to birth. Dina and Killian even call the thing their baby, and Killian makes a connection to his own poor upbringing. In the en this experience, while difficult, actually brings them closer together.

I can’t be the only one who sees this.

#MTG #magic the gathering #magic: the gathering #mtg strixhaven #mtg story #dina #witherbloom #abortion #pro-choice #killian lu #silverquill #strixhaven

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morrithal

I’m BI I’m HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I’m NEW IN TOWN

luckystampede

#disco elysium #i'm bi #I'm homeless #I have radiation poisoning #i'm new in town

meleedamage

CRYING OVER DICK.

meleedamage

anais-ninja-bitch

how are there so many of these?

meleedamage

loricameback-deactivated2026031

Now that I’ve got some dick, I’m off to bed. Nighty night

meleedamage

anais-ninja-bitch

okay, so the question less “how is there so much dick in vintage comics” and more “how does melee have scans of all that dick?”

meleedamage

I collect dick pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102

I’m sorry for putting so much Dick on your dash today.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“MAN, DICK IS GOOD”

Tim Drake’s innermost thoughts confirm what all of us have known about him since the nineties :D

luckystampede

TFW progesterone kicks in.

mayleitz

Got a decent amount of actual work done tonight. The depression and exhaustion have just been killing me for months so it’s good to actually get stuff done and be proud of myself and stuff.

Writing a video about Classic Cinema™ and why I think we teach it wrong. Wrote about 2300 words so far but still a LONG way to go. But it’s pretty good and a decent jumpstart towards the stuff I really want to be making more of. Also I shot a brand new title sequent to get a better grasp on what my 2018 Halloween aesthetic is gonna be and I dang love it.

It feels good getting stuff done, but I always just have so much that I want to do and when I set aside time to sit and write it never happens. But sometimes at 3am I just fall in love with writing. Look at all I’ve written right here, what the fuck is wrong with me.

Anyways, this has been a late night update. I wrote and filmed some stuff at 3am and I’m gonna make this video as soon as I get into the new place. I’m so excited. The future looks bright for the first time in forever and I can seen the light at the end of this tunnel I’ve spent my whole life in. It’s gonna be good.

tastefullyoffensive

“For those who are worried: the hole he was hiding in led to the outside so he wasn’t trapped inside! I closed the door after taking these pics to keep him safe.” - robotfur

shnipshnap

A dragon and their hoard.

luckystampede

Hope you didn’t take any of the money. It clearly belongs to the Fae.

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voidfort-has-moved

anyway here’s your reminder that lgbt muslims exist and islamophobia shouldnt be tolerated within lgbt communities!

shout out to lgbt muslims living in places where our identities are still criminalised.

voidfort-has-moved

btw i encourage everyone especially non muslim lgbt ppl to reblog this. if you see islamophobia within the community, you should help us instead of telling us our religion is ‘horrible’

lesbianredpanda

LGBT kids coming out to their parents are stronger than any US Marine

cwield

LGBT kids who can’t come out to their parents are stronger than any US Marine

lesbianredpanda

Happy pride! LGBT kids are stronger than any US marine

luckystampede

But what if the LGBT kid IS a marine?!

saintdane05-deactivated20180629

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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mostlysignssomeportents

#5yrsago App shows you the way to the illegally hidden public beaches of Malibu

Back in May, Mark wrote about a Kickstarter project to fund a mobile app that will help you locate the hidden entrances to Malibu’s public beaches, which the local rich and famous people have done everything they can to obscure (including putting up illegal fake signs that falsely declare passage to be trespassing).

The Kickstarter was fully funded and the app is out, and the public is finding its way to Malibu’s public beaches, which is great news – unless you’re one of those people who’s spent decades treating a public beach as your own private patch. Local residents are pissed:

https://boingboing.net/2013/06/24/app-shows-you-the-way-to-the-i.html

klinopinions

Fucking hell, rich people are just incensed at the idea of not being allowed to own something.

fattyatomicmutant

It’s even worse than that. These people are wealthy yes but just not wealthy enough to buy these parcels of beach. So they lie.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

< Rubs my little poor people hands all over the rich peoples “Private” beach

DOES THIS BUG U

luckystampede

*licks it so it’s mine*

Ptah! Pfft! This was a mistake.

radicalgraff

Radical Queer posters seen around Brisbane, courtesy of rad queer crew ‘No Pride In Police’

theepoetspoet

“The KKKops are not our friends”

blkqueer

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/lz7wyhzdkjdb83c/AADeaPCjftq6SgNUd88IvYWqa?dl=0

tharook

If anyone’s curious about the trans-flag-with-a-black-stripe:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Ahhhhhhh awesome! :D

luckystampede

I have a problem with this because the middle band is mean to represent intersex, transitioning, or nonbinary people. I mean, I like the sentiment, but can we find a way to add a band rather than removing one that I identify with?

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tobeagenius

“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”

snime

luckystampede

*bites*

*crunch, blood*

I chose..poorly.

cobaltdays-deactivated20210208

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

luckystampede

Meowdy nyaaardner

albertothechihuahua

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC

que-pasadena

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

perlexnoire-deactivated20150716

Oh? Well… *reblag*

zer0will2live

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

qslay

I have nothing to lose

stoicdaydreamer

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

astripperstory

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

brownsugarempress

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

thecrybabbles-deactivated201605

Money dog is my friend

yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20

Money dog is the shit

anttom2016-blog

I believe in the money dog😀

princedhunglow-deactivated20181

I believe in the money 🐶

cosmic-noir

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

crip-jesus-deactivated20190301

Just woke up 🙌🏿

totheonedegree

Pplease😭🙏🏽

marvelismylife

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

beep-beep-richie-trashmouth

y’all I have $88 in my account I need all the help I can get

luckystampede

It’s...it’s not like I’m superstitious or anything, baka!

I want to see a shonen fighting anime where the egg main character grows stronger via MtF transition, thanks to the power of Anime Bullshit Logic

Character’s natural strength (in local units) is 100

With strain and effort (which is where you grow), you can apply up to 125% of your strength.

Because she was less comfortable in her own body pre-transition, she only ever apply 80% of her strength.

She mistook using 100% of her strength for straining, so hit a plateau and could never grow in strength.

Women with comparable training are, on average, about 30% weaker than men.

Transition gradually reduced her strength until she was permanently at 70% of her original maximum strength.

However, because she’s used to her strength operating at 80 units, she’s straining by 15% every time she does tasks that she used to take for granted.

This causes her strength to rapidly grow back up to 100, but now she knows how to use all of it.

Now she’s also accustomed to operating at 115% of her maximum strength, so she find the straining to be normal.

Thus she’s now effectively 140% of her original operating strength.

#anime #manga #there is logic #anime logic #shonen #fighting #hrt #hormone replacement therapy #male to femal #mtf #transgender #lgbt #pride month

mayleitz

LOVE your take on Hereditary! A supplemental footnote I thought was cool: Paimon is a demon from the Ars Goetia and is described as a "man with a woman's face." Ｈｍｍｍｍ．．．

Interesting.

luckystampede

He also rides a crowned camel and has a marching band following him, but those details don’t seem as relevant, LOL

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scumfuckus

i will say the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking seen on a tv soap is when my mum was watching holby city (british medical drama) many many years ago and there was this one really arrogant anaesthetist and he was bragging about something or other while holding a charged defibrillator pad in each hand and triumphantly clapped them together and just straight up electrocuted himself and fucking died. it was supposed to be like a serious scene but nothing i’ve ever watched since has surpassed that level of comedy

scumfuckus

it’s so much fucking funnier than i remember

luckystampede

OMG! Like, no one cares! Dude just fucking got shocked across his chest and it takes like 30 seconds for anyone in the room to give a shit.

silverhawk

honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons

like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he’s at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense

allthesebees-deactivated2019070

marisatomay

theladyspanishes

I think the core of that scene for me is, when you’re insane like me and you go through it frame by frame, you can work out that Gazerbeam defeated the omnidroid twice - the only super we have enough information to confirm did so. I always wondered about his body in the cave, how and why he got the password… But it makes sense. This thing goes haywire, gets an upgrade, and goes haywire again? He must have been hella suspicious! So he does what any good superhero would do - tries to get to the bottom of what’s really happening on Nomanisan Island. During the process he’s clearly caught and wounded but has just enough time to get himself somewhere he can leave a final message, just praying that the next super to come along will find it and break the cycle. Gazerbeam is my hero.

xxxtictacion

Incredibles 2 has a lot to live up to

thatgirlwithanopinion-deactivat

All of this and…

I’m just realizing that the name is No Man Is An Island???? As in, everyone needs someone to depend on and connect with, no one is ever completely alone or should act all on their own.

swan2swan

Also Gazerbeam probably has X-ray vision–so he not only survived long enough to defeat the Omnidroid, he had the ability to see Syndrome entering the password.

animagix101

Holy guacamole! I should pay more attention, I don’t think I got any of that stuff!

frognonbinary-deactivated202412

does anyone think about the fact that now mr. incredibles has to live w/ the fact that all his friends getting killed by syndrome could have been avoided if he had just been nicer to syndrome from the beginning

breefolk-hates-staff

^I was thinking that from the beginning reading this and was shocked it went through so many comments before anyone pointed that out.

Syndrome waited until his machine was almost ready to go before asking Bob to come to Nomanisan. He also was surprised to find out that he was married to “Elastigirl”, which means he likely built his list and went through everyone else before finally deciding it was time to kill Bob.

gay-jesus-probably

Also, Syndrome literally didn’t find Bob until the start of the movie. He found Frozone and was stalking him. If Lucius hadn’t hung out with Bob, then Frozone was going to be the next one lured. There’s literally a scene of Mirage realizing that the guy in the car with her target is Mr. Incredible. He wasn’t going through the list, he was stalking and finding every former Super he could, luring them to the island, and then killing them, for the sake of improving his robot. Finding Bob was just a happy accident, and Syndromes obsession with him meant that upon finding a bot that could beat Bob, he figured he’d hit perfection and was ready.

and like, let’s be real here in the intro Buddy was crossing the line the second he showed up, Mr. Incredible mentioned he’d been very nice to Buddy, via signing a ridiculous amount of autographs and doing pictures and stuff, and that he was not going to risk a childs life as a sidekick (albeit in less words). Buddy literally showed up by breaking into his car, and then stalked him all evening until he was arrested. That’s disturbingly obsessive behavior, there’s no amount of niceness that would stop Syndrome, it was an impossible situation. No amount of nice was going to appease Syndrome, the second he faced any sort of rejection from Mr. Incredible he was going to lose it and go supervillain. After his arrest he should have gotten put into therapy, but yknow, set in like. the 50′s. so it makes sense he fell through the cracks when the cracks were a goddamn canyon. Don’t victim blame Mr. Incredible.

luckystampede

It’s literally the same logic that blames women for school shooters because they wouldn’t date the murderous little shit.

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