it's a bird. it's a plane. it's...a rock

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

drank a dunkin refresher to get through a gig and now I'm crying thinking about root systems and Zeno's paradox at 11:30 PM. this is why we can't have nice things

and by nice things I mean caffeine

my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth

climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

Organically sourced chat gpt

it's a fool's errand but I was already out for bread and milk

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?