Sharp teeth are cool

I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash. 

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

I knew it was coming and it still felt like being sucker punched with a brick

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous