We take a DEEP CUT

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

*sigh* *releases toxic spores*

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

i would make the worst kind of vampire because i would always be like "hey check out how long i can go without blood lol" as a form of guilty self-harm poorly disguised as discipline and then black out and binge-slaughter a bunch of people, only reinforcing my conviction that i need to develop better self control by starving myself as often as possible

even after all these years that gif of jigglypuff slowly walking up and resting a frantic sheik is one of my favorites

The cleanomorph

Comrade Data's friendly advice for the betterment of mankind

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid