average Zevran enjoyer

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Redemption arc not because you did something bad but because of the years you spent not doing something good

When the thing the character needs to be redeemed from is passivity >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

women deserve to be ugly. and by that i mean they should be allowed to have conventionally "unattractive" features and not be treated as lesser for it. women should be allowed to be fat and lanky and tall and short and have scars and physical differences and stretch marks and cellulite and acne and wrinkles and hair on their faces and arms and legs and armpits and maybe even be a little stinky and gross sometimes. and this should be normal

this is probably my fault for letting the common fanonisation where fenris is like begrudgingly courted by a more romantically inclined hawke get to me and my perceptions of the characters inbetween my playthroughs, but it never gets less crazy to me that if u don’t flirt with fenris on first meeting then he does the whole “practise my flattery for your next visit” bit in the next cutscene basically entirely unprompted in the actual conversation, im always like HELLO even though i know the line is coming and i’m the one who pressed the heart button. but hawke barely flirts in that version, purple hawke just has that stupid “you sound like you’re about to ask for a loan” bit, they did NOT start that. & they’re either a mage or the person who’s introduced him to 3 mages since they met last week. & he just starts being cute. even before u take the heart option it’s all like “i could see myself staying... for the right reasons...” and “had i known anso would find someone so capable...” or whatever like Hello. Hello. Is Everyone Seeing This. and i literally know he’s going to say that why am i gasping

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐