This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This is such a great story

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.

[Three musicians in astonishingly good chubby yak fursuits dance to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Beat it"]

Diva down