Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

oww :(

final destination happens and a banana smashes your windshield but the peels get stuck in the glass and the bana lands perfectly in your mouth

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

every time i think, i take 10 damage

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

*flirtatiously* i have no real connection to reality 😏

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

I see the neurodivergent girlies are enjoying this

Have to admit, Tumbleweed's expression after nearly bonking into the camera is making me laugh even after watching it like 50 times.

Truly elegant

knifeplay but i die

reblog if your gender is "It's not that simple"

tip: you can meow if you don't know what to say