I always wondered what the undersuits looked like without the armour on top and then Kaidan’s arse happened and I could do nothing this is entirely my fault I need help I just can’t stop STARING.
Also hi! Long time no Kaidan.
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I always wondered what the undersuits looked like without the armour on top and then Kaidan’s arse happened and I could do nothing this is entirely my fault I need help I just can’t stop STARING.
Also hi! Long time no Kaidan.

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my short attention span means i'm writing and planning three fics simultaneously for three different fandom
here are their titles if anyone is interested:
sometimes i think i taste like grief
there is always a way back
don't bite the hand that fingers you
my short attention span means i'm writing and planning three fics simultaneously for three different fandom
omg someone posted a tiktok asking if I had to marry one fictional character and have a kid with them, who am I picking, and then I started typing in my repost: 'my rich, mentally stable, smart, powerful, patient and kind-' and I had to take a deep breathe because why is this man flawless and not real. where will I even find my Kaidan?
I can go on for months without thinking about Konoha Founders and then bam, next thing you know, I'm writing an essay in a Tiktok comment section.
hmmmmthis made me think that perhaps it was the very first time Tobirama used the hiraishin in combat.
Or maybe he hoped that killing Izuna would weaken Madara enough to made the Uchiha surrender to Hashirama.
Or maybe he just fucking panicked in battle and he didn't want to die. He seemed like he was way more out of breath and on the ropes than Izuna, who was praising the prowess of the sharingan.
Also many feels about their fate
considering it is highly likely that every time the two clans clash, hashirama and madara will always be locked in a duo while tobirama and izuna will be locked in theirs. but unlike hashi and mada, (who probably only want to test their strength against each other, finding the thrill in battling with your one and only match) tobi and izu are def out to kill each other.
so anything in tobirama's arsenal, izuna will be intimately familiar with. to catch izuna by surprise, that is definitely tobirama's first time using the hiraishin in combat. possibly untested, because tobirama is just the type to be paranoid enough he is not letting anyone knows of his secret weapon that will def kill an uchiha effectively. and that's a testament to tobirama as a person too. he plays fast and loose with his own mortality. he doesn't care if it will result in him dying, as long as his adversary is dead. so I think him being out of breath & visibly losing isn't as simple as just that, I think he deliberately puts himself in a difficult position to make izuna lets his guard down before striking him with a final blow.
he wanted to secure a win, because it is obvious hashirama was not looking for one. all hashirama ever wanted was peace and an equal ground for the two clans to stand on. but tobirama knew better than to hope for such foolish thing that the uchiha would just stop fighting and accept the peace offer one day. so he deliberately tipped that scale. with izuna gone and madara driven mad by grief, the senju has won and the uchiha has no choice but to subjugate. which is prolly why madara hated the peace and why we never see a uchiha hokage.

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using google maps to write my fanfic
going from Hashirama/Tobirama to Baelor/Maekar omg I have a type
this is literally so distracting 😭
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
Come to me o' luck
wow people are way too rude about another person's interpretations of a character. why does it matter if it is a hit or a miss. if it is harmless fun, leave it be.

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make another mshenko edit because i don't have self control
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If you're taking MShenko requests, I'd like to see your take on what life for Kaidan might be like after a Control or Synthesis ending! For a prompt, errr... "Shepard's never been so close and so far at the same time."
It’s about surviving, and not.
Because Shepard doesn’t. Not really. The Shepard who always skips the bottom step to the bedroom area of his quarters, talks to his hamster when he thinks no one is looking, can’t brew a pot of coffee to save his life, deliberately mismatches Kaidan’s socks – that Shepard died the moment the Crucible fired. The one left in his wake is someone – something – Kaidan doesn’t recognize. Feel. And definitely doesn’t understand. The ghost in the machine that would be god.
Because Kaidan does, but not really. Sure, he wakes up every morning before his alarm goes off, just like Shepard used to do. Looks Hackett in the eye during their briefings and tells him he’s fine. Fit for duty. And Hackett has no choice but to agree. They are too fragmented, too thin to worry about the capabilities of one soldier when he needs them all.
It doesn’t matter that it hurts to breathe. That he wakes up early because he never really slept the night before. That anytime someone mentions Shepard’s name he has to leave the room. That when he wades through Earth’s death and debris he does so under the shadow of monsters, guided now not by unknowable, incomprehensible purpose, but by the hand that once fit so perfectly against the small of his back, that rested against his cheek as a voice he’ll never hear again told him, know that I love you, always.
He cannot reconcile how the artificial demons they’ve been chasing for so long are now all he has left.
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skipped lunch break to make low-quality, poorly-edited mshenko edit 😔
proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up
will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)
nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.
like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?
i have been fortunate enough to read & translate something like this, and it literally altered my brain chemistry.
@inin-innie what's the name? Please I'm begging
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the way I have already written a dozen drafts for mshenko and my shepard is still a blank slate lmao
all I know is that he is blond aiwjfoiajfiao
sole survivor shepard who bristles at the logo of cerberus but has to suck it up during me2 because cerberus is the only reason shepard even has a fighting chance against the collector, because shepard is just a tool, a machine; personal feelings or traumas do not matter.
when he said this, what was going through his mind? didn't he also already die? was he sure he was the same man? or was he not really a man, and instead just an abomination of half-man, half-machine? and did anyone around him realize the he could be broken as well?
hold awn, am i cooking
is it cheating if I let shepard has the sole survivor background and the butcher of torfan at the same time lol? like the people around this dude have the worst luck ever?? what will that mean to the normandy crew now that he is the xo?? xD
okay okay, i think i finally have my shepard down.
Staff Lieutenant Kaidan Alenko is not the goody-two-shoes pushover he wants everyone to believe, Mess Sergeant Laflamme belatedly realizes, watching a knot of marines shove chairs aside and beg the LT for another bout of his biotic display. Mostly the young ones — though a few with years on their service records are lingering too, clearly interested. Doctor Karin Chakwas sighs next to him, long-suffering, her cup of chamomile tea forgotten and cooling in her hand. “Bet you don't see this every day, huh, Doc?” he says, leaning close enough to catch a whiff of her chamomile — good tea, gone cold for nothing. “Not my first time on a ship with a biotic.” Doctor Chakwas shrugs, then pauses long enough to glare at Alenko, who glances back at them, mildly exasperated. “But Lieutenant Alenko is certainly keeping things interesting.” Watching Corporal Jenkins getting thrown about with space magic has certainly been the highlight of his day. “And what about our illustrated XO?” He doesn't have to ask her about Captain Anderson — what is there to feel for the man but utter respect, and a bit of idolisation on Laflamme's part? The young Commander, on the other hand, is certainly an interesting case, given his service history. The public one. “What about him?” Chakwas raises an eyebrow at him. “He is awfully young, isn’t he?” Laflamme shrugs. Despite asking, he already has an answer of his own. Lieutenant Commander John Shepard isn't the only famed Shepard in the Systems Alliance. Somewhere out there in the galaxy, there is a Captain Hannah Shepard at the helm of the Alliance dreadnought SSV Kilimanjaro. There are strings tethering the Commander that no one on this ship, save Captain Anderson, is privy to. But that's not to call Shepard a nepo baby, riding a last name through the ranks. You can't bully your way into the N program, much less make it to N7. But certainly nudged in the right direction. “Is he?” The doctor doesn't bother looking at Laflamme. She takes a sip of her tea as Alenko levitates a marine overhead. The crowd lets out a whoop and Chakwas grimaces. Probably at the cold tea. Is he, indeed. N7 isn't the only notable thing on Commander Shepard's file. The Butcher of Torfan, who ordered over a hundred people to their deaths. The lone survivor of a unit of 51 marines on Akuze, playing hide and seek with thresher maws. Laflamme doesn't know who has the worse luck, Shepard or the people around him — or what that means for the Normandy crew. But hey, third time's the charm. Usually. Besides, he supposes the ones who worry most about serving under Shepard are the marines. Maybe this is Alenko's way of lifting the troops' morale. Shepard isn't going to do it, at any rate. “What’s going on here?” Speak of the devil. Tall, broad-shouldered, blond hair slicked back with precision. The burn scar claims the right half of his face, old and shining under the mess lights; it doesn't so much mar the effect as heighten it, which strikes Laflamme as deeply unfair. His eyes are green, bright and almost uncanny. Every marine present snaps to attention — all but Alenko, who drops the 'space magic' and carefully sets the floating marine down. It's Felawa, Laflamme recognizes. “Sir,” Then he, too, salutes as the air thickens with nerves. “We were—” “This is not the motherfucking playground, and if you can’t act like soldiers, I will see to it that you will never set foot on this ship again.” Shepard snaps — but his voice is so flat, so controlled, that the threat straightens even Chakwas beside him. It puts a sheen of sweat on every brow in the mess. So much for morale uplifting. “Am I clear?” “Yes, Sir!” the marines answer dutifully. But as Laflamme watches Alenko meet Shepard's opaque gaze head-on, he catches a glint there all the same. Yeah, definitely not a goody-two-shoes.

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