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They’ve invented a guy who loves you the most out of anyone in the world and they’re calling it your friends dog

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

just heard about lindsey graham. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

Its a metaphor for the drive through

only 8 dollars and 12 cents huh? What the fuck was Odysseus problem then

there was road work

I desire a version of this story set in America though and just getting completely fucking lost.

Fuck the haters. I believe in you