Lady Alice

I haven’t even seen this movie but I know this version is better

First toxic. Now this. Why is Tumblr trying to kill me!!!!

OKAY BUT WHEN VALKYRIE HITS THAT DUDE PERFECTLY TO THE BEAT & WHEN LOKI DOES HIS HAIR FLIP PERFECTLY TO THE BEAT I DIED 

i cannot explain why i started laughing uncontrollably.

i lost my shit at “who’s turning christmas”

WHO’S TURNING CHRISTMAS?

Okay, but for real—I’m a librarian and I get shit like this all the fucking time and I have to be so polite about it, like “Well, actually, that theory has been largely been debunked and is not supported by the scientific community, so perhaps it might be easier in terms of fulfilling the parameters of the assignment if you were to take the opposite stance for your paper?” when really I just want to scream for twenty minutes like Jake Peralta with a guitar. 

rest in fucking pieces siobhan

I hate seeing articles about Kardashians/Jenners.

Its always stupid shit like “did Kylie get mail today?” Kim left the house wearing pink shoes and were gagging!”

Finally that douche left

Look closer

NO

wtf he saved us