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hate it when I'm doing things I really want to do and I encounter the tiniest speedbump in the process and my brain goes "I shan't!" and fucks off for a month at a time to avoid those speedbumps.

apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse

Honorary Scientology post

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

jesse we need to stop cooking. a historian thinks they've rediscovered the previously-thought-extinct silphium plant. the greeks and romans ate it to extinction in antiquity. we need to convert the lab into a greenhouse. jesse

im like a cd player you can fuck

hey um bestie? what does this mean

im like a cd player you can fuck

Hmmm...yes i see. Well have you tried eroticizing the problem?

Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

i have to get into bed twenty times a day or ill start following through on various threats ive made

hot girl summer is over it’s scary woman winter

i don’t dress for men, i dress to bewilder & frighten the conservative locals in my hometown