Braindread

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

i am not a whore but i believe in their beliefs

Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

I love when you see stray cats experience joy and comfort the likes of which they've never even dreamed and they literally don't know how to respond to it yet. it's like they're just mashing every response button wildly, trying to figure out how to express this overwhelming feeling: PURR? KNEAD? BITE? SCRATCH? WRITHE? SNARL? MEOW? RUB?? ???

Gosh, that's a healthy motor, lmao. Perfect little baby. :')

Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the Gods? Where's a dumbass Hercules To gamely eat Tide Pods?

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

Kitty!... long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?... OUPPY

waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

rabbits know and resent their place on the food chain

mice and rats also know they’re prey animals, they just have such joy of living that it cancels out. guinea pigs have no concept of death but understand contextless fear. hamsters however do know the food chain, but they also know that attachment to the earth is the root of suffering and they wisely deny the faults of the ego

my neck hurts AND I'm gay

pick a struggle babygirl

FINE. I'm just gay now

a loss for the neck hurts community

genuinely really flattered you'd say that

hands dry as hell