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Kate: You know where else I'd look good?

Yelena, zero hesitation: My bed.

Bucky: Okay?

Yelena: I mean, just because I think about her all the time, and want her to kiss me, and have her do disgusting things to me—

Bucky: Ew, gross.

Yelena: —doesn't mean I'm love with her!

Bucky: If you say so.

Yelena: And just because she's perfect and smart and funny and so fucking attractive doesn't mean that I want to be her girlfriend.

Bucky: You sure?

Yelena: : Anyway, this is ridiculous. Why are we talking about this?

Agatha: Yeah, I know I know.

Teen: You speak Sicilian?

Jen: what

Agatha: you're coming to my wedding, right?

Jen: Rio threatened to dismember me if I didn't so...yeah. Why?

Agatha: when you get there, uh, don't sit down

Jen: what?

Agatha: what what? Are you deaf?

Jen: not deaf. Just confused

Agatha: aww, were my words too big for you?

Jen: listen, bitch-

Alice: whoa! What's going on? What happened?!?

Agatha: idk she just called me a bitch out of nowhere!

Jen: that is not what happened!

Alice: okay...what did happen then?

Jen: she told me not to sit down at her wedding

Alice: what? Agatha?

Agatha: same goes for you. Don't sit down.

Alice: why not? Are you not gonna have enough seating?

Jen: doubtful...

Agatha: no! Just...don't sit! And stand near the front

Alice: what...?

Jen: why would we...oh my god

Agatha: shut up

Alice: what?

Jen, cackling: OH MY GOD

Agatha: I mean it, Kale. Shut the fuck--

Alice: what?!?!

Jen: she's asking us to be bridesmaids

Alice: what? Agatha?

Agatha: *mutters incoherently, blushing*

Alice: aww! Really?

Agatha: you know what? I take it back. I'm gonna ask Teen to be my Maid of Honor. He'll look better in a dress than either of you!