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Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

i'm no david lynch but I know peak when I see it, twin

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them