I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be

you have to come play barbies online bro. you have to.

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

what kinda sick fuck do you have to be to shuffle an album

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.