getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours

okay but honestly why bowser? why is it always bowser? like why does evey internet horny thing keep leading back to bowser? what is it about this lizard that makes everyone horny? 

the real world is hell for bugs

we literally have an item called “bug spray.” it does nothing but harm and murder bugs. it is not called Bug Killing Spray, it’s called bug spray, because we don’t like them

we’re in hell but it’s not our hell its bug hell

[tumblr] user (shamefully)

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

shrek

never mind post cancelled 

coward

For those of you interested, the youtube channel Ask A Mortician does a lot of videos on taboo death subjects, answers questions and is a huge advocate for natural burials and being present during the actual funeral process so you don’t get taken advantage of by the funeral industry. She’s one of my favourite youtubers and I highly recommend her videos.

Hi! I’m in med school for mortuary science and these are all true! I would definitely encourage you to do your own research + watch Ask A Mortician before some greedy funeral director sucks you of your money 🖤💘🖤

went to the top mortuary college in the US, can confirm all of this.

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that’s on you

if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains

I should make that shirt and also this dude fucks.

my boyfriend [41m] and i [4,000,000m] have been together for 12 years, but he will only say he loves me back in spanish. is this normal?

Republicans are beyond parody I swear to fuck.

I have never loved anything like I love that little bunny in the top right corner with the mold.