embalming, the process of chemically preserving a corpse, is typically not required by law. unless you need to transport the body long-distance or postpone the burial, it’s 100% a vanity thing.

a body still rots in air-tight conditions. so "protective" or "sealed" caskets are basically a scam, and anything fancy like metal is a waste of money.

want a beautiful casket for a viewing, but think burning or burying an expensive piece of hardwood is a waste of money and trees? rentals exist.

you don't need a coffin for cremation. the minimum requirement is that the body be in a "cremation container," which is a simple cardboard box.

home funerals are an option. you don't need to hand the body over to a funeral home, and you can keep their involvement to a minimum.

natural burial sites exist. you can have your unembalmed body straight up thrown in the dirt to be tree food, if you want.

there are a lot of funeral homes that will prey on your ignorance and vulnerability in order to get as much money out of you as possible. they may imply optional certain services are legally mandatory, steer you away from cheaper options, charge additional costs for what's supposed to be all-inclusive services, etc.

Justin: [gives his character a talking sword voiced by himself]

Clint: [establishes his character stole one of George Clooney's Oscars]

Justin: [makes his character the world's worst liar]

Clint: [requests his weapon be a magical nerf gun]

Justin: [asks an giant magical cat for a jetpack]

Clint: [tries to convince the sherrif he wants to film a promotional video of his son swimming with one of Michael Phelps' Olympic gold medals]

Justin: [decides the human form of a goatman who can only bleat out the word "pizza" looks exactly like Ryan Gosling]