Miscellaneous & Sundry

the Sinner’s Prayer of may I not be found dead on the toilet, and if I am found dead on the toilet may I not be holding my phone, and if I am found dead on the toilet holding my phone may I at least have been reading something edifying and not composing a half-finished post as a ghastly conclusion to a life wasted.

where were you when you wrote this post?  just curious

I was in the library reading Seneca in the original Latin.

normal wizard tower but with short Baba Yaga style chicken legs. wobbling around all top heavy. the wizard inside muttering anxiously and running from one corner of the room to the other for balance

normal wizard tower but with one large leg and the wizard inside clicked into their seatbelt while the tower travels around like a pogo stick

normal wizard tower but with four wheels like a shopping cart from the supermarket where one is locked at an angle and it makes that god awful squeak. the wizard has to grease them often.

Howl’s Moving Hassle

this post is doing numbers on hung trans woman tumblr

i wish hung trans women would do a number on me

Killing and hatred and violence

how did so many people think coraline was a tim burton film. you can tell it isnt a tim burton film cause it has three black people in it

sleepy girl takes "worst nap ever" wakes up at ungodly hour in a nauseous sweat

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore