Certified Hater

autism be damned my boy can aim those optic blasts

"Cut everything that doesn't advance the plot" no. I'm gonna write more stuff that doesn't advance the plot

#NO PLOT. ONLY LORE.

Ah, Victor Hugo and J R R Tolkien, how lovely to see you here on tumblr.com.

Did you have a homoerotic friendship with a girl in highschool that ended in tragedy and you two never talking again or are you normal?

“female characters often have weaker writing compared to male characters” and “audience is unable to appreciate female characters no matter the quality of the writing because they subconsciously see female characters as women first and people second” are two statements that can, should and will coexist

No OP it’s almost always the first thing.

Nah, it is not, and you know it

[sumerianly] its cause youre always on that damn clay tablet

if your first priority isn't castiel you're contributing to a toxic environment

sam, crying: why can’t i have just ONE brother with a normal fucking relationship with his angel 

I sent your golden retriever boyfriend to a dog shelter BTW he was really annoying while you were gone.Sorry

truly can’t get over how much everybody dunked on tumblr for banning porn and yet in 2022 this is the last bastion of social media sites where you are allowed to say tits without being blasted into space

Are You Getting Queerbaited Or Are You Being Misled By Your Internet Echo Chamber

Is That Really Out Of Character Or Is It Out Of Character According To The Popular Fanon Interpretation Of The Character You Subscribe To