whuh

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

I have GOT to stop spending $30

im so hungry i could eat a meal

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

For the thought crime of experiencing optimism you have been sentenced to five years of propeller hat and rainbow lollipop

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

imagine if public transit ran 24/7........ in my beautiful world

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints