I’ve been blanking on things to write for a long while but I wasn’t about to let Superman Day go without material. Enjoy!
Boy oh boy. As much of a role model as he is, Superman has one hell of a sex drive even if he only gives it to someone who he truly loves (being you of course).
Whether it comes from containing it for his special someone, growing up on a farm, or just simply being a thing in Kryptonians, you’re not sure
All you know is, he’ll never turn down an opportunity to mate with you.
But Clark’s still a good guy. He’ll patiently wait until you’re ready before he tries anything too intimate.
He has a very inviting aroma about him. He doesn’t need cologne to give you an intoxicating feeling.
He’s not really one for dirty talk. He prefers to let his actions speak for themselves
He also prefers to compliment your beauty rather than your sexuality
But he does love to hear you say his name (any one of them will do).
His hands will give you a massage all over your body when things get heated.
Mostly your breasts.
Though it kind of embarrasses him to say it, he LOVES it when you slap, smack, grab, or otherwise touch his ass. It sends a wave of adrenaline throughout his body and pushes him to love you harder.
Despite being the most capable man not named The Flash of doing them, he doesn’t do quickies. He prefers passion in his intimacy.
He doesn’t like using toys either. He wants to be sure it’s him who’s giving you satisfaction.
He’s willing to wear his suit in bed, even keep it on when you two are “connected”.
And it doesn’t take much convincing for him to give a little superhero foreplay.
As long as it doesn’t have the potential to hurt you, he’s open to experimentation.
If you’re expecting Superman to live up to his name……you won’t be even the slightest bit disappointed.
Was there every any doubt? He is big. Very big.
He can go on as long, as hard, as many times times as you’d like.
His preference of positions are just about any where you two are facing each other. He loves to see your satisfaction.
Interesting thing. He can actually control whether or not his ejection will be fertile. No condoms, sponges, or pills required.
Of course he’ll still want to start trying for kids when you’re ready.
After you two have them, he’ll gain a newfound daddy kink.
And cuddling afterwards is a guarantee.
He may be a little vanilla but nobody does it better than Superman
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Figured I’d make a fic to go along with the relationship headcanons I typed out https://loverofoptimus.tumblr.com/post/183845680514/dcau-superman-x-reader-headcanons
Your sleep came to an abrupt end at the feeling of lips on your neck but just about any annoyance at the sudden interruption was gone at the wonderful sensation especially when your mind finally had time to process of the one person it could possibly be.
Turning around you saw Clark giving you just the grin you were expecting which you returned with one as well. He leaned in closer and pressed your foreheads to each other.
It had been a nice long walk and the conversation flowed like a river. Now you and Optimus were heading back to base
“You’re sure you have no idea why Megatron even keeps Starscream around?” You asked.
“The best I can hypothesize is that he uses him as an example for the other Decepticons who’d dare oppose him.” He answered. “Or else blasting him is an effective way of relieving stress.”
You laughed as the two of you reached the Ark’s entrance.
“Seems a rather flawed way of relieving stress when his smart mouth and backstabbing plans are given alongside. But then again it’s not like Megatron’s even a thousandth of the leader you are on your worst day.”
“No need to increase my ego, Y/N. I feel enough of a champion just having you as my mate.”
“Well I-”
You stopped mid sentence as you were met with a very unexpected sight in the open room. Ivy and roses were hung and placed all over the walls and ceiling, a large white platform sat at the center, and a music system suddenly went live and started playing ‘Ain’t That Loving You Baby’ by Elvis Presley.
You stood there for a moment shocked and then slowly turned to Optimus.
“My, my. Who could have set all this up?” He chuckled, unable to keep it up with a straight face.
You could sense the grin he was giving you even with that face plate blocking it’s view. A smile worked it’s way on your face as well.
“All the other Autobots are either on patrol or too preoccupied to bother us and Spike has plans of his own this evening. We have the Ark all to ourselves for quite a while.”
“Optimus, you hopeless romantic!”
The Autobot leader extended his arm towards you and offered his hand.
“Shall we?”
You giggled as you grabbed it and he lead you to the platform to dance.
The craziest thing was, this wasn’t even the biggest surprise he gave you this week.
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It had been a nice long walk and the conversation flowed like a river. Now you and Optimus were heading back to base
“You’re sure you have no idea why Megatron even keeps Starscream around?” You asked.
“The best I can hypothesize is that he uses him as an example for the other Decepticons who’d dare oppose him.” He answered. “Or else blasting him is an effective way of relieving stress.”
You laughed as the two of you reached the Ark’s entrance.
“Seems a rather flawed way of relieving stress when his smart mouth and backstabbing plans are given alongside. But then again it’s not like Megatron’s even a thousandth of the leader you are on your worst day.”
“No need to increase my ego, Y/N. I feel enough of a champion just having you as my mate.”
“Well, I-”
You stopped mid sentence as you were met with a very unexpected sight in the open room. Ivy and roses were hung and placed all over the walls and ceiling, a large white platform sat at the center, and a music system suddenly went live and started playing ‘Ain’t That Loving You Baby’ by Elvis Presley.
You stood there for a moment shocked and then slowly turned to Optimus.
“My, my. Who could have set all this up?” He chuckled, unable to keep it up with a straight face.
You could sense the grin he was giving you even with that facemask blocking its view. A smile worked it’s way on your face as well.
“All the other Autobots are either on patrol or too preoccupied to bother us and Spike has plans of his own this evening. We have the Ark all to ourselves for quite a while.”
“Optimus, you hopeless romantic!”
The Autobot leader extended his arm towards you and offered his hand.
“Shall we?”
You giggled as you grabbed it and he lead you to the platform to dance.
The craziest thing was, this wasn’t even the biggest surprise he gave you this week.
Figured I’d make a fic to go along with the relationship headcanons I typed out https://loverofoptimus.tumblr.com/post/183845680514/dcau-superman-x-reader-headcanons
Your sleep came to an abrupt end at the feeling of lips on your neck but just about any annoyance at the sudden interruption was gone at the wonderful sensation especially when your mind finally had time to process of the one person it could possibly be.
Turning around you saw Clark giving you just the grin you were expecting which you returned with one as well. He leaned in closer and pressed your foreheads to each other.
If there’s anything negative about your relationship with Optimus, it doesn’t stand out at all.
He’s a real loverbot and won’t miss a chance to show you it.
Virtually nothing is too good for you. He would literally find a way to give you the moon if you asked him to.
Nobody can match his embraces, and he’s got a lot of hugs in store.
His body is also a lot warmer than you may expect (especially if you’re a Cybertronian yourself)
The very instant he’s aware you’re upset about something, he starts working to fix it.
And with his good heart and wisdom, it doesn’t take long for him to accomplish that.
He pulls you very close to him on just about every occasion you two are seated
And even closer than that when you two are lying side by side
He always has had a good amount of playfulness and snarkiness about him but he really feels comfortable letting it all out with you
He throws out Dad jokes like no other bot especially at you considering how much he loves to hear you laugh. Be ready for that
He’s never too busy to make time for you. Not that it should be too surprising with him already finding good time for things like surfing and basketball.
He’s willing to play just about any game you enjoy with you (be it Video, Board, Sport, Card, or other) even if he’s terrible at it.
He’ll whisper the sweetest things in your ear usually accompanied with his arm snaking around your body
He’s devilishly handsome underneath that face mask and you’re the only one who gets to see it.
His talents with his lips are godly. His kisses just put you into a highly blissful trance
He loves taking nice long walks or drives with you. The two of you just talk about everything on your minds.
While he loves hearing encouragement from all his friends and teammates, you lift his spirit higher than anyone else can.
He’ll try all sort of romantic ideas he gets from human media to surprise you. Most of the time they go very successfully but every now and again, something can slip up.
You both agreed never to talk about what happened with the Doves he somehow managed to stockpile.
But hey, it’s the thought that counts, right?
There’s not a single thing he wouldn’t do to keep you safe and anyone who dares try to endanger you will be absolutely demolished by him in retaliation.
Even Megatron himself has learned better than to heavily single you out (even if you’re a Cybertronian and in combat with Decepticons)
He is a phenomenal lover in every way. You’ll never long for another Man or Mech once he’s shown you this side of himself.
Truly there is more to Optimus than meets the eye!
In celebration of Justice League vs The Fatal Five, I decided it was time to whip this up. There’s not enough DCAU Superman X Reader on the internet, let alone Tumblr and I’m tired of waiting. Hopefully this will open more minds, give encouragement, and spread more fics of him (and perhaps more dcau) we can all enjoy. Thank you for you time, now onto the good part.
From the moment you two start dating, Clark makes every other man seem bland by comparison.
The only things you could even begin to call negative are that he keeps pushing you to do the right and responsible thing if you show any resistance to it and he can be overprotective of you even if you’re a superhero yourself.
Both of those things can be pretty irritating at times, but absolutely worth the benefits of your relationship with him.
Besides, after all he’s lost, it’s hard to blame him for his concern.
He simultaneously has the characteristics of a strong man in both body and mind while still having the good boyish charm.
You can talk to him about anything, he’ll understand and never think any less of you.
He feels comfortable enough to do the same and hope you’ll return the feeling.
He got a lot more flirtatiousness in him than you may have expected. Probably picked a good bit of it up from Lois.
He likes cooking for you, or to be more precise, your positive reactions to the taste of his cooking. Jonathan and Martha taught him well.
If you’re upset, he won’t rest until you’re feeling better. Your happiness is a top priority to him.
He gives the best hugs you could possibly imagine. Warm, strong, secure.
Seriously. He keeps you warmer than the sheets on your bed and he’s more than happy to cuddle.
And his chest makes for quite the pillow. His soothing heartbeat is the icing on the cake.
Though he works hard as both a reporter and a superhero, he never fails to make time for you. He meets you for lunch on workdays and just about all his free time is spent by your side.
And of course if you’re ever in any danger (regardless of whether you’re a regular civilian or a hero like him), work be damned. He’s literally coming to your aid faster than you can say Man of Steel.
So many kisses. From sweet pecks to passionate lip locks, he really has a way with smooching.
He takes every opportunity he gets to treat you to something nice. A lovely dinner, a visit to the cinema, a flight around Metropolis wrapped in his arms, you name it.
And even when he can’t give you such a luxury, he still finds plenty of ways to entertain you for the evening.
He’ll snuggle up with you on the sofa while you two watch a movie, he’ll give you a nice relaxing massage, sometimes he’ll even surprise you with something really romantic like making a trail of rose peddles to a candlelit table.
He never lets things between you two get stale.
If you think any of this is going to change for the worse after marriage, you’ve got another thing coming.
With a heart as big as his, you better believe he hopes to start a family with you.
Do I really need to say it? Clark is a fantastic lover and you’ll never regret dating him.
He deeply loves you every bit as much as you undoubtedly love him if not more and he’ll do everything he can to make sure he doesn’t lose you.
He really is a Superman and he’ll always be your hero.
Figured I’d make a fic to go along with the relationship headcanons I typed out https://loverofoptimus.tumblr.com/post/183845680514/dcau-superman-x-reader-headcanons
Your sleep came to an abrupt end at the feeling of lips on your neck but just about any annoyance at the sudden interruption was gone at the wonderful sensation especially when your mind finally had time to process of the one person it could possibly be.
Turning around you saw Clark giving you just the grin you were expecting which you returned with one as well. He leaned in closer and pressed your foreheads to each other.
“Good morning, beautiful”. he said.
“Good morning, Superman”. you answered.
The two of you brought your faces level to level and kissed deeply. He worked his great wonders on your lips with his own and pulled you tight against his chest while your hand made it’s way onto his head and started playing with the S curl of his hair.
His hands rubbed and massaged along your back and his tongue traced your lips asking for entrance which you took very little time to oblige. Your own tongue slid against his as it explored your mouth.
Breaking from the kiss, he looked you over and said. “Even with that bedhead, you’re still more alluring in life than you are in my dreams”
“Why, thank you.” That comment though made you react by trying to fix your hair as best as your hands could manage.
He chuckled and gave your lips a peck. Then he uncovered himself from the sheets and threw his legs over the side of the bed you two shared.
“Well, time to start another day”
“Do we have to?” You moaned. “Can’t we just stay like this all day?”
Clark just gave you a smirk and shook his head. You sighed knowing he was right, as much as you didn’t want to leave the bed. He then wrapped his arm around your torso.
“If it helps, I’ll go make breakfast.” He said.
That did sound really good right now. With that motivation, you managed to pry yourself from the bed while he made his way to the kitchen.
After the mundane task of preparation, you headed to the kitchen taking in the lovely aroma of pancakes. Clark had just set up your spots at the table and beckoned you over. You obliged and once comfortably seated, began to eat
There was that satisfied smile he loved so much no matter how many times he’s seen it.
“I’ve never known a man who could whip this up so fast and efficiently before you.” You complimented.
“Well, Wally can do it quicker but he tends to leave a big mess behind.” He answered then took a sip of his coffee.
“At least he can clean it up just as quickly.”
“But not the most efficiently.” He then chuckled. “Bruce almost busted an artery in his head when he found signs that Wally had been going through his equipment.”
You giggled at the thought of what Batman must have said to Flash after that. You sure didn’t envy that poor kid.
Clark stopped eating and got out of his seat then gave you a hint of what his next move was going to be.
“I don’t think Perry would like me walking around the office like this.”
He then went upstairs to dress and tidy up. You were almost finished with your breakfast when he came back down fully dressed. His hair combed down and is face now sporting the glasses that he had no need for other than helping his facade as just an ordinary citizen.
It was strange at first how the similarities between Superman and Clark Kent didn’t click immediately to your mind. But then again, very few people knew that Superman even had a secret identity, let alone who it was.
Honestly the more you thought about it, the more surprisingly brilliant it was.
Clark took his seat and finished up his pancakes while you did the same. He took the dishes to the sink then turned to you.
“We have a little time before we need to leave.” He walked over to you and planted a sweet kiss to your forehead.
“What do you have in mind, Clark?” You asked with a smile. Of course, you already had an idea of what it was.
You arrived at the new Italian restaurant that you and Clark had been planning on trying for lunch that day. Standing by the entrance, you decided to pass the time with your thoughts while you waited for him and your mind started with the city around you.
Although Metropolis was always a nice place to look at, many people agree that it looks it’s best from above rather than at your current street level. But where most people would think of that from a view from one of the skyscrapers, you have something even better.
Your boyfriend.
No building or plane could ever give you the spectacle that Superman could. You love it when he takes you on his one woman flight. Any fear of falling was completely gone in the comfort of his strength and speed should anything go wrong.
The air also felt crisper than it did down on street level with fewer people to distribute between and fewer machines giving off smog. It was all just a grand experience.
You were suddenly pulled out of your trance when a pair of familiar arms wrapped around your torso followed by a pair of lips pressing against your cheek.
“Need an escort?”
You giggled and replied “I don’t know. Maybe I’d like going solo.”
Clark released you from his embrace and led you into the restaurant.
The two of you spent time talking about the new ideas Clark had in mind for the Daily Planet and if Bruce and Diana were ever going to finally become a couple until your meals arrived.
“Now to satisfy my belly”. Clark said in anticipation.
“If it tastes as good as it smells, we should come here more often.” You added
A bit way through the meal Clark decided to start up the conversation again.
“Anything exciting happened at work so far?” He asked before taking a bite of his pasta.
“About as much excitement as calculus.” You answered honestly. There was a good reason why you’d have rather spent the day in bed. “How about you?”
“Well, Lois went on quite the rant and she was so furious about it I didn’t even catch what it started with.” He chuckled. “It’s usually best to just keep to the sideline until she can think straight again.”
“Doesn’t it feel uncomfortable working in the same place as your Ex?” You asked quieter knowing this was a public place.
“I told you before, Y/N. There were no hard feelings or maliciousness. We agreed it just didn’t work out.” He then took a good look around, checking for any prying eyes or eavesdroppers before he continued in a whisper.
“Besides, as far as she still knows, Clark and Superman are two different people.”
While you and Lois weren’t enemies by any means or even had any true personal distaste for each other, you always couldn’t help but feel that she had a habit of either getting herself into a great deal of trouble all for a shot at a story or else just bring trouble to any situation.
Granted she was a reporter but she really could stand to use more caution.
Still, she kept Clark happy for a good while till he started dating you and if he’s still on good terms with her, she couldn’t be all bad.
“Did I ever tell you about the time she almost married Bruce?” Clark asked.
“No, but I’m sure it’s a story I’d like to hear.”
You arrived home first which meant Clark was either held back a bit by the press or somewhere, something was amiss that needed the help of Superman.
Even though you went over in your mind time and time again that there was very little that can actually threaten his life, there was always that tiny hint of worry anyway.
After all, despite his great power, Clark held most of it back in the fear of hurting innocent lives, even when his own well being was at stake. He’s such a selfless soul.
You knew that this was going to be something you’d have to accept when you became his girlfriend.
All the same though, you also settled in your mind that you’d rather take that chance than just spend your life dreaming of what could have been and you’ve never regretted it.
You found ways to keep yourself preoccupied until it lead to checking the TV guide for a good movie.
It was then when you heard the front door open. You made your way to the entrance of your home and standing there was indeed your one true love.
He was wearing his suit. The blue and red one with the trunks and cape. The one that just about everybody in Metropolis and most of the world would instantly recognize him in.
“What happened?” You asked concerned.
“Nothing too serious. Just a few burglars I caught trying to ransack a jewelry shop.”
“You’d think the non-super villains would have learned by now.”
Clark laughed and pulled you into a hug. You nuzzled your face into his chest and embraced him back. He gave you a sweet peck on the head
After he released you, you took the opportunity to check his spandex figure. You may have seen it countless times before but it didn’t look any less dull than it had the first time.
“I can keep it on for a while.” He said, fully knowing you loved the way it felt. Not to mention how good he looked in it.
“What can I say? I love a man in uniform.” You replied with a shrug.
He chuckled then followed you into the living room. He sat down on the sofa and pulled you into his lap. You reacted by snaking an arm around his torso.
“Beauty and the Beast is coming on in about 10 minutes.” You said. His face lit up at that information
“I haven’t seen that movie in ages.”
After reliving what might be the greatest animated movie of all time, your stomach (as well as the growls from Clark’s) reminded you of what it was time for.
You got off your boyfriend letting him get up as well then you both made your way to the kitchen.
“Feel like having those chicken breasts?” He asked while fishing through the refrigerator.
“The way you can cook and season meat, I’d be fine with spam.”
“Thank you, sweetheart. I’ll throw in mashed potatoes and dessert for that.” He started gathering the cooking tools and ingredients.
“That’s too much work for you alone, big guy. Let me give you a hand.”
“Too much work? Have you forgotten who I am?”
“You mean besides the man of my dreams?”
He chuckled as he placed the chicken on the oiled pan he set up. Rather than turn on the stove top itself, he let his heat vision do the work and added spices to the sizzling meat.
All the while he was whistling to the tune “Be Our Guest”
You meanwhile set the table as that was just about all you were going to accomplish before Clark would insist he’d take over from there.
“I’m just glad that the man of my dreams was both of the men I fell in love with. I already spent too many sleepless nights trying to decide which one I was going to pick.”
“It sounds like a good foundation for an upbeat musical. Maybe we should send it to Disney.”
You laughed as he brought the cooked chicken to the table.
With dinner finished up, you were now in the bathroom stripping down and about to take a shower.
The door opened and in he stepped unclothing as well. It was almost funny how the big boy scout wasn’t even remotely bothered by the naked figure of the woman in the room with him or that he was exposed in front of other eyes too.
Of course, it’s certainly wasn’t like you two haven’t seen each other like this before.
Clark stepped into the shower and you followed suit as he turned the head on and adjusted the water’s temperature. You took the soap off its holder and started lathering up your body.
Halfway through your cleansing, he placed his hands on your waist.
He had a cocky smirk plastered on his face and you knew exactly where his mind was.
“Feeling amorous?”
“Very, yeah.”
“Good. So am I.”
It went on for a very long while even long after you both were done washing.
As always, you were completely worn out but couldn’t be any more satisfied. With the little energy you had left along with some help from Clark, you dressed into your nightwear and crawled into bed.
He came around the other side and did the same. You then cuddled against his body warmly while he pulled you into an embrace. Now relaxed, you let out a sigh.
This had honestly been among the less eventful of days since you two started dating and it was still more pleasant than just about every day you had spent alone.
Clark made everything that much nicer. He always had. Thinking over it, you thought it was rather unfair how much effort he put into this relationship when you felt you’ve haven’t contributed the same.
“Clark?”
“Yes?”
“I really can’t say enough how much I appreciate everything.” You said. “You’ve given me so much and I just can’t help wondering how I can ever return the favor.”
His hand caressed your cheek and he gently turned your face towards his own. He gave you a warm smile and leaned in closer.
“Y/N, just being with me is enough to return the favor. You really think you don’t do enough for me? You lift my spirit. You reinforce my hope. You gave me love in my life when I needed it the most. You’re everything about humanity that I love.”
He pulled you closer and gently but passionately kissed you.
“The only thing I could ever ask you for is the promise that you’ll stay with me and one day, we’ll start a family. Help me rebuild the life that my kind lost.”
“There’s nothing more I want than that.” You said, returning his warm smile.
“I’ll give you much more than that anyway. Just wait until you see what I have planned for us on the weekend.”
You laid your head on his chest as his heartbeat soothed you to the core. His body was so comfortably warm that you wouldn’t mind if the sheets were suddenly removed.
He ran his hands along your back and held you against his body as tight as he could without making it uncomfortable. He took a deep inhale of your scent and kissed your forehead. God, this felt so wonderful.
“I love you, Y/N.” He muttered
“I love you too, Superman” You answered before drifting off into sleep.
You know in your heart, you couldn’t leave him if you tried.
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I already did Superman so now it’s time for the other side of the coin. Let’s give DCAU more love!
Let's get the negatives out of the way first
This is actually a little misleading because, in truth, Bruce isn’t going to show you too much affection while he’s Batman.
Between the childhood trauma that brought out this persona in the first place coming to full memory when he dawns it and the gruffness of said persona, his thoughts on his relationship with you don’t take priority.
He also has a tendency to get too caught up in crime and his equipment.
That’s not to say he doesn’t care though. Au Contraire he actually does care a lot.
In fact, a good reason why he’s more dead set on his work is to be prepared for the almost inevitable moments in time he’ll have to come to your rescue.
Once he’s back to Bruce Wayne, his mind is much clearer and then he’ll give you the affection that you desire.
As you probably may have expected, he can and will shower you with expensive gifts. It hardly leaves a dent in his finances anyway.
You can finally quit your job and move out of your former home if you’d like. His mansion is your mansion
And from the point you two start dating and onward, you become his permanent companion to every dinner party, celebration, or any other big gathering he attends.
Honestly, it’s kind of a relief not having to search for a call girl anymore.
Diana doesn’t have any grudge against you (best not test Selina's patience though)
It’s usually going to be you who has to make the first move.
But he’ll be glad to take over from there and you should know he doesn’t lack experience.
If you’re not a hero yourself, he’ll either be training you in methods similar to his or give you some form of nonlethal weapon.
He knows he can’t be right next to you 24/7 and he can’t get to you at the speed Clark or Wally could. Best to be prepared.
He’ll go above and beyond with celebrations involving you. Usually with planning long in advance.
He makes it very clear to the public that you’re far more than a simple trophy wife.
When danger comes your way, he’s the first one coming to help completely regardless of whether or not you can fight.
On occasions, he finds where Gotham is safe (well, safe enough) and he’s in no true need to mod or make anything, he’s right there with you.
And on the other days, he’ll try his best to be with you for a sizable portion of the evening.
Even if he plans on staying up all night, he’ll be by your side until you fall asleep.
Dating Bruce is sure to have it’s longing moments, but he’ll try as best he can to make it up to you.
He may be the Dark Knight, but he’s not the Dark Heart.
Well, I have some bad news. If you’ve got no use in his evil plots, battles with the Autobots, or anything that can help him get an edge in the fight, he’s not going to treat you much better than a trophy wife.
Furthermore, if you’re human, not only will it be harder to win his approval but he’ll also be dead set on trying to find some way to change you into a machine yourself.
He’ll follow through with the idea whether you like it or not.
And if you’re planning on trying to convince him of changing his ways and forming an alliance with the Autobots, just walk away now while you still have your life
Seriously. DO-NOT-DO-THAT!
You picked him. What you see is what you get.
If and once you pass all of the above however, he’ll be more than happy to treat you as his queen.
He’s quite found of calling you by pet names. Mostly “My Dear”.
He’ll let you address him with pet names too as long as they’re not too cutesy. “Megs” is fine.
He’ll have a second, smaller throne made and placed right by his own. Guess who it’s for.
He’s not much into hugging, but he does very often keep an arm wrapped around your body.
He’ll actually let you get away with snarky or sarcastic comments aimed at him (better you than Starscream).
Best save if for moments it’s actually well placed though. Like when his evil plans inevitably fail yet again.
In complete contrast, if a Decepticon gives one bad word about you, they’re getting a Fusion Cannon blast to the face.
Starscream doesn’t like you much more than he likes Megatron
But neither one of you cares what he thinks so, moving on.
He spends a good amount of time plotting, but you’re no bother to him at all during such times.
In fact, he likes to run things by you before he finalizes them.
You are a very pleasant thing for him when he’s back at base after battles and plans go wrong and you can quickly give him the motivation and mind to try again.
He loves it when you stroke his shoulders.
He’s very dominating with kisses, but they’re filled with passion.
He can do some pretty romantic things at times, usually involving you two alone with a grand sight and some high grade (Assuming you’re a Cybertronian)
To conclude, Megatron’s not incapable of love but you’re going to have to remember who it is that you’re with.
All the same though, if you can win him over, he’ll really make it worth your while.
He’ll happily share the spoils of his victory with you (Or he would if it would have ever happened but at least he has you in mind, right?)
If there’s anything negative about your relationship with Optimus, it doesn’t stand out at all.
He’s a real loverbot and won’t miss a chance to show you it.
Virtually nothing is too good for you. He would literally find a way to give you the moon if you asked him to.
Nobody can match his embraces, and he’s got a lot of hugs in store.
His body is also a lot warmer than you may expect (especially if you’re a Cybertronian yourself)
The very instant he’s aware you’re upset about something, he starts working to fix it.
And with his good heart and wisdom, it doesn’t take long for him to accomplish that.
He pulls you very close to him on just about every occasion you two are seated
And even closer than that when you two are lying side by side
He always has had a good amount of playfulness and snarkiness about him but he really feels comfortable letting it all out with you
He throws out Dad jokes like no other bot especially at you considering how much he loves to hear you laugh. Be ready for that
He’s never too busy to make time for you. Not that it should be too surprising with him already finding good time for things like surfing and basketball.
He’s willing to play just about any game you enjoy with you (be it Video, Board, Sport, Card, or other) even if he’s terrible at it.
He’ll whisper the sweetest things in your ear usually accompanied with his arm snaking around your body
He’s devilishly handsome underneath that face mask and you’re the only one who gets to see it.
His talents with his lips are godly. His kisses just put you into a highly blissful trance
He loves taking nice long walks or drives with you. The two of you just talk about everything on your minds.
While he loves hearing encouragement from all his friends and teammates, you lift his spirit higher than anyone else can.
He’ll try all sorts of romantic ideas he gets from human media to surprise you. Most of the time they go very successfully but every now and again, something can slip up.
You both agreed never to talk about what happened with the Doves he somehow managed to stockpile.
But hey, it’s the thought that counts, right?
There’s not a single thing he wouldn’t do to keep you safe and anyone who dares try to endanger you will be absolutely demolished by him in retaliation.
Even Megatron himself has learned better than to heavily single you out (even if you’re a Cybertronian and in combat with Decepticons)
He is a phenomenal lover in every way. You’ll never long for another Man or Mech once he’s shown you this side of himself.
Truly there is more to Optimus than meets the eye!
Hi, hi! Congratulations on your blog and it looks awesome!!! Can I have romantic headcanons for G1! Optimus and RiD! Optimus? Thank you so much <3
G1 Optimus Prime
- He’s the cool dad leader and now he’s going to try and be the cool boyfriend. It’s a bit embarrassing if you’re being honest. He tries so hard to keep up with the modern human pop culture and… Primus you love him but it can be painful to hear his attempts at being cool. It has killed the mood multiple time.
- When he’s not doing that he is quite the fun boyfriend. He’s down to try anything you suggest, no matter how impractical. Laser tag? Here’s a really big laser pointer, that’ll work (he considered asking Wheeljack to make something but thought better of it). Knitting? He found some pipes and a ton of rope, he can make do. Cooking? He’ll sit outside your window and cheer you on.
- Unprompted he won’t be all that affectionate. It’s not that he doesn’t want to be, he just doesn’t want to make you feel uncomfortable or coerced. But if you ask or initiate it then he’ll be down for it. After a while you’re almost always on his shoulder and it’s downright shocking for you not to be there. Tries to be professional but he has forgotten about you being on his shoulder a time or two and walked into very serious meetings with you still there.
OOOO COULD YOU WRITE A SUPERMAN X READER WHERE THE READER IS IN TROUBLE AND HE BARELY SAVES THEM??
TBH at first i was like “hmmmm How….” but then the clouds parted and i Realized
You have headphones in, making some pasta for lunch and blasting some music, when the pick goes into the door. You don’t hear it, because of course that’s just your luck. You’re getting ready to chop up some mushrooms when the door is left ajar. The man walks carefully through the home. He’d seen Clark leave earlier in the day, so he assumes no one is home. He ducks behind the counter when he sees you humming to yourself. Fuck. His plan was to get in and out, take the small but valuable. Now he’s got to figure out a way to get out unnoticed.
You wiggle a little to the music and he realizes you can’t hear him. The man grins. He wanders around the apartment and takes whatever looks valuable. He’s almost done when you finally pop out your headphones and sit down with your meal in front of the TV. He curses, hiding himself against the wall parallel with your living room. While he stands there, trying to figure out an exit plan, you finally speak.
“Fuck, I forgot my juice,” You say to yourself. You get up and walk right past him. Feeling a presence to your right, you whip around. You’re too late. He’s already got his gun pointed at your chest. You say the first thing that comes to mind. “Damn.”
“Where are you going, Smallville?” Lois asks from her cubicle as Clark walks by.
“Oh! Uh, I was just, uh, going down for a smoke?” Clark has always been a bad liar.
Lois barks a laugh. “Try again! If you leave again, you’re gonna be looking for work in another town.”
Clark hangs his head. He slumps down in his seat and messages someone in the League to take care of the bank robbery he hears going on down three blocks over. He sits down at his desk again, pulling up his half finished article. He’d already left three times today to go stop other small miscellaneous crimes, and Perry was going to start getting onto him if he didn’t finish up his work and move on to his next assignment.
He’s about to resign himself to a boring day filled with work when he hears it. Your heartbeat picks up. He frowns and is about to text you when you say something.
“…picked the wrong apartment to break into buddy. I’m sure Superman will be here any minute, before you can even pull the trigger.”
His blood runs cold and he immediately picks up his jacket. Lois starts to say something to him again but he blows past her, striding towards the elevator. Perry yanks on his arm just as Clark presses the button for the elevator. “Kent! Where are you going? You owe me three more stories today! You better get your ass back-”
“Perry, I really have to go right now. It’s very important and I promise you I’ll have those stories emailed to you tonight I just…” He thinks fast. “I have a huge lead on a potential interview with a member of the Justice League. He asked me to meet him right now. I have to go.”
The elevator opens and Clark jams the top floor and the door shut button at the same time. As the elevator closes he prays he gets to you in time.
“Y’know, you must be pretty new to the whole robbing game. I mean, you should’ve just like, slit my throat and left already,” You say, trying to gesture but failing with the zip ties now around your hands.
“Shut up!” The man says, pointing his gun at you again. You’re not worried, though, you know Clark will get here sooner or later. “T-tell me where all of your valuables are.”
“Well, I don’t have much, as I’m sure you’ve already pinched my video game systems. At least, the ones you found. Hm…” You pretend to think about it, but this makes the man angrier.
“You stupid bitch if you don’t fucking tell me where all your shit is right now I swear to god I’ll blow your brains against the counter top.” He cocks his gun again, ready to shoot if you don’t tell him. You see his finger tighten on the trigger and relent.
“Fine, fine. There’s a really nice watch in the bedside drawer, I think. Clark keeps it for special occasions. But first do me a favor?” He looks confused, and is about to yell at you again but you speak before he can. “Turn around.”
He whips around to see Superman floating about a foot off the ground, murder in his eyes. The man fumbles with the gun, but Superman’s too fast. He grabs it, crushing the barrel in his grip. The man starts to stutter when Superman grabs him by the scruff of his neck and turns him around to face you. “Apologize.” He grits out.
The man stutters out a pathetic apology, and then Clark bashes his head against the counter, knocking him out. He rips the cable tie around your hands and holds you to his chest. “Christ, I was almost too late.”
You just pat his back and smile. “C’mon babe, I knew you wouldn’t let me die in something as stupid as a robbery. If I’m gonna die it better be by my own hand or something cool, like getting struck by a meteor or something.”
He huffs a laugh. “If you die from anything other than old age, assume I’m dead too, because there’s no way I’m letting you go before me.”
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In celebration of Justice League vs The Fatal Five, I decided it was time to whip this up. There’s not enough DCAU Superman X Reader on the internet, let alone Tumblr and I’m tired of waiting. Hopefully, this will open more minds, give encouragement, and spread more fics of him (and perhaps more dcau) we can all enjoy. Thank you for your time, now onto the good part.
From the moment you two start dating, Clark makes every other man seem bland by comparison.
The only things you could even begin to call negative are that he keeps pushing you to do the right and responsible thing if you show any resistance to it and he can be overprotective of you even if you’re a superhero yourself.
Both of those things can be pretty irritating at times, but absolutely worth the benefits of your relationship with him.
Besides, after all he’s lost, it’s hard to blame him for his concern.
He simultaneously has the characteristics of a strong man in both body and mind while still having the good boyish charm.
You can talk to him about anything, he’ll understand and never think any less of you.
He feels comfortable enough to do the same and hopes you’ll return the feeling.
He got a lot more flirtatiousness in him than you may have expected. Probably picked a good bit of it up from Lois.
He likes cooking for you, or to be more precise, your positive reactions to the taste of his cooking. Jonathan and Martha taught him well.
If you’re upset, he won’t rest until you’re feeling better. Your happiness is a top priority for him.
He gives the best hugs you could possibly imagine. Warm, strong, secure.
Seriously. He keeps you warmer than the sheets on your bed and he’s more than happy to cuddle.
And his chest makes for quite the pillow. His soothing heartbeat is the icing on the cake.
Though he works hard as both a reporter and a superhero, he never fails to make time for you. He meets you for lunch on workdays and just about all his free time is spent by your side.
And of course, if you’re ever in any danger (regardless of whether you’re a regular civilian or a hero like him), work be damned. He’s literally coming to your aid faster than you can say Man of Steel.
So many kisses. From sweet pecks to passionate lip locks, he really has a way with smooching.
He takes every opportunity he gets to treat you to something nice. A lovely dinner, a visit to the cinema, a flight around Metropolis wrapped in his arms, you name it.
And even when he can’t give you such a luxury, he still finds plenty of ways to entertain you for the evening.
He’ll snuggle up with you on the sofa while you two watch a movie, he’ll give you a nice relaxing massage, sometimes he’ll even surprise you with something really romantic like making a trail of rose peddles to a candlelit table.
He never lets things between you two get stale.
If you think any of this is going to change for the worse after marriage, you’ve got another thing coming.
With a heart as big as his, you better believe he hopes to start a family with you.
Do I really need to say it? Clark is a fantastic lover and you’ll never regret dating him.
He deeply loves you every bit as much as you undoubtedly love him if not more and he’ll do everything he can to make sure he doesn’t lose you.
He really is a Superman and he’ll always be your hero.
Well after a good few years, I’ve decided to actually use this Tumblr account for more than just the luxury of viewing other posts. Right now I’m working on some relationship headcanons and I’ll see where I’ll go for that. I mostly have a desire to cover characters that aren’t covered enough in my opinion as I hope that it’ll help them start inspiring other people to make work revolving around them as well. Truth be told, any potential popularity I get out of it is the least of my cares. I just want more fics for everyone to enjoy. Well if you actually give a like to this pathetic post, thanks for your time.
