G1 Megatron X Reader Headcanons
Well, I have some bad news. If you’ve got no use in his evil plots, battles with the Autobots, or anything that can help him get an edge in the fight, he’s not going to treat you much better than a trophy wife.
Furthermore, if you’re human, not only will it be harder to win his approval but he’ll also be dead set on trying to find some way to change you into a machine yourself.
He’ll follow through with the idea whether you like it or not.
And if you’re planning on trying to convince him of changing his ways and forming an alliance with the Autobots, just walk away now while you still have your life
Seriously. DO-NOT-DO-THAT!
You picked him. What you see is what you get.
If and once you pass all of the above however, he’ll be more than happy to treat you as his queen.
He’s quite found of calling you by pet names. Mostly “My Dear”.
He’ll let you address him with pet names too as long as they’re not too cutesy. “Megs” is fine.
He’ll have a second, smaller throne made and placed right by his own. Guess who it’s for.
He’s not much into hugging, but he does very often keep an arm wrapped around your body.
He’ll actually let you get away with snarky or sarcastic comments aimed at him (better you than Starscream).
Best save if for moments it’s actually well placed though. Like when his evil plans inevitably fail yet again.
In complete contrast, if a Decepticon gives one bad word about you, they’re getting a Fusion Cannon blast to the face.
Starscream doesn’t like you much more than he likes Megatron
But neither one of you cares what he thinks so, moving on.
He spends a good amount of time plotting, but you’re no bother to him at all during such times.
In fact, he likes to run things by you before he finalizes them.
You are a very pleasant thing for him when he’s back at base after battles and plans go wrong and you can quickly give him the motivation and mind to try again.
He loves it when you stroke his shoulders.
He’s very dominating with kisses, but they’re filled with passion.
He can do some pretty romantic things at times, usually involving you two alone with a grand sight and some high grade (Assuming you’re a Cybertronian)
To conclude, Megatron’s not incapable of love but you’re going to have to remember who it is that you’re with.
All the same though, if you can win him over, he’ll really make it worth your while.
He’ll happily share the spoils of his victory with you (Or he would if it would have ever happened but at least he has you in mind, right?)
