#loveable

An average week

Val: “HOW THE HELL DID YOU FUCK UP A SNATCH AND GRAB THIS BADLY!?”

Bucky: “Well, we’d coordinated a plan where Ava would infiltrate and disable the base’s outer defenses, me and John would join her in taking the guards out quietly, Alexei would be our man inside, and Bob would be waiting in the Quinjet for extract.”

Val: “What about Yelena? Where was she in all this?”

John: “She said 1) fuck that plan, 2) told me to go fuck myself, and 3) ran into the compound with a machine gun shouting ‘LEROOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIINS’”

Val: “……”

Val: “… and she’s the one in charge?”

Ava: “No, but we like to let her think so because we’re nice.”

Alexei: “My umnichka likes to get right to the point.”

Val: “SHE BLEW UP HALF A CITY BLOCK”